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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-12-01 01:16 pm

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WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS



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AHOY! HELP WANTED. THINK YOU’VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE FACE OF ESCORDVI’S VERY FIRST ADVENT CALENDAR? POST YOUR GLAMOROUS PICTURES TODAY. POST THEM NOW!

A group of collaborators is looking to put together Escordvi’s very first annual advent calendar. For its inaugural year, they want to compile a collection of pictures of beautiful riftfarers to represent each month. These pictures can range anywhere from beauty shots, to thirsty body shots, to tasteful fashion poses. Anything goes!

Have your character post their own (or their friends, enemies, boyfriends, girlfriends, dogs) photos to this network post. NPCS can also be used to post photos. Then feel free to comment around on the photos with which month or season you think would suit them best. Or just comment about how much you like the photos. Who’s hot? Who’s not? Or about how horrified you are that someone posted yours! Any and all feedback is needed so they can create the best calendar ever!

At the end of the month, an advent calendar for 2025 will be created! If there are enough submissions, there will be multiple calendars so don't be shy or think you'll be left out! For ease of use, the calendar has been broken down into the four seasons so that multiple themed shots can be posted. Get posting!

PLEASE USE THE FORMATTING CODE PROVIDED IN EACH TOPLEVEL! Putting the character's name in the subject line is optional but helpful for quick reference. Any who don't follow instructions will have their comment screened so it can be edited. This is mostly to ensure images are not too large and stretching pages. Please try to crop images to best fit the code, especially long ones. The code will automatically resize images to a max width of 300px, so an image with a 3:4 or 3:5 ratio would be ideal.

QUICK LINKS: SPRING 🌻 SUMMER ☀️ AUTUMN 🍂 WINTER ❄️

thearchangel: (garrus telling a bad joke dot jpg)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2024-12-02 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not the only physical attribute - rumor has it he stands on tables and yells about more than just her eyes.

[This is revenge for making him say "putza".]
tilfrosset: ([158])

[personal profile] tilfrosset 2024-12-02 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Really now? Other than her eyes and smile, what else could he possibly yell about?

[Jill has a sneaking suspicion of what it is, but a lady never assumes!]
Edited 2024-12-02 18:29 (UTC)
thearchangel: (ur a wise guy huh?)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2024-12-02 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Things people definitely don't yell about while standing on a table... if they want to keep seeing the person they're seeing.

[He's not saying it outright because of Zelda - but Jill can probably put the pieces together.]
tilfrosset: ([179])

[personal profile] tilfrosset 2024-12-02 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, good to know he appreciates all of her. Though, I don't think he's at the stage of where he would consider them seeing each other or at least has given it any bit of thought.
thearchangel: (oh jfc sir please)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2024-12-02 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah there's... not a lot of this kind of thought in that head of his, to be frank.
thearchangel: (Ceiling Reaper?)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2024-12-02 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a full bar, Darin, people are talking.

Not to mention, you broke the table. Noise like that attracts attention.
forgeabettertomorrow: (If Only I Had Realized Sooner)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-12-02 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a full bar and a lot of people were drunk GARRUS

And I didnt break the table the table broke my fall it just didnt survive it
thearchangel: (oh jfc sir please)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2024-12-03 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
But not all. Just need a sober handful to spread the word.

... That's the same thing.
forgeabettertomorrow: (son of a...)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-12-03 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Or a pain in the ass Turian
thearchangel: (garrus telling a bad joke dot jpg)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2024-12-04 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I never repeated the actual thing you said.
multidisciplinary: (🌻 026)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2024-12-04 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? I've not heard such a rumor.
thearchangel: (er um derp that is)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2024-12-04 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[And this is where the jack assery bites him.]

He stood up on a table and had a lot of high praise for you. In all ways.

But since we give each other grief all the time, I had to embellish. Just a bit.


[HE CAN'T SAY "DARIN LIKES YOUR ASS" TO HER. IT'S LIKE SAYING IT TO LIARA. THAT'S WEIRD. Liara is a weird nerdy (scary) blue sister.]
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 529)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2024-12-04 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She wants to know what compelled Darin to get on top of a table and shout Zelda's praises, but she's more curious about this other thing... ]

You "embellished?"
thearchangel: (Dramatic lighting shot!)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2024-12-04 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
... the part about there actually being rumors.

There are no rumors that I've heard. But don't tell him I said that.
multidisciplinary: (🌻 101)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2024-12-04 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Then he didn't actually stand on a table and shout about my appearance?

[ Will your conscience allow you to lie to your soon-to-be captain, Garrus? ]
thearchangel: (oh jfc sir please)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2024-12-05 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh that... that definitely happened. He was very supportive about it, though.

Kind of like what he posted here.


[HE CANNOT.]