Video | Parents Suck~

[nutsornothing]

Type: Video
Sender ID: nutsornothing
To: Public
Subject: Why do parents suck so much?
Warnings: Mentions of death.

I'm back. Did ya miss me?
 

[Standing upon the water's edge of Eltrut's beach, Denji can be found skipping rocks into the depths of the ocean proper. His focus on the crashing waves with his bare feet absorbed by the rushing waters, a stoic expression washed over his features as he sighs solemnly.]
 

So who else had shitty parents growing up, huh?
 

[A small pause before tossing another rock into the sea, plopping himself down onto the ground before turning his full attention towards the feed.]
 

I don't remember much about my mom she died when I was real young from a heart condition but at least she wasn't around to see how big of a prick my dad turned out to be. He was a real piece of crap all my life until he crooked and left me with his problems too. 
 

[Denji wasn't about to tell the masses what actually happened to his father after finding out none too recently but that was besides the point here. A half amused burst of laughter erupts as he tries to lighten the mood a bit grinning fiendishly.]
 

I can't be the only one around here with an asshole for a parent so what's all your stories?

Comments

[nutsornothing]

[Denji cannot help but blink wide in mild surprise at the admission but given he too murdered his father wasn't too surprised someone else had crossed that threshold as well.]

So you killed your mom? What did she do to deserve it?

[desirestruth]

Tried plunge the world into eternal darkness and create an undying kingdom of vampires by sacrificing me and my friend. Probably my brothers, too, but I didn't know I had more than one of those at the time.

[UM.]

[nutsornothing]

Wow that sounds like something out of a video game or movie that's pretty wild.

[Wait- Something else she says on top of all that crazy shit crosses his mind after taking it in.]

HOLD ON- DID YOU SAY VAMPIRES!? ARE YOU A VAMPIRE!?

[desirestruth]

Out of a what?

[And then he deafens her. She is quiet for a moment, and then sighs very tiredly.]

I am a dhampir, and no, I have no interest in eating you.

[nutsornothing]

You don't know what a video game or movie is!? Damn you are missing out.

[A brief pause as Denji rubs a hand at the nape of his neck confusedly.]

What the hell is a dhampir?! Some sort of vampire hybrid?! I'm a hybrid too y'know I got that devil in me.

[desirestruth]

[Long, slow blink of confusion. What is happening here.]

...My father was alive. We have gone over my mother.

[nutsornothing]

[He's dumb, Naeva, so very very dumb.]

So like...He was a human and your mom was a vampire and they boned down? Or what?!