Video | Parents Suck~

[nutsornothing]

Type: Video
Sender ID: nutsornothing
To: Public
Subject: Why do parents suck so much?
Warnings: Mentions of death.

I'm back. Did ya miss me?
 

[Standing upon the water's edge of Eltrut's beach, Denji can be found skipping rocks into the depths of the ocean proper. His focus on the crashing waves with his bare feet absorbed by the rushing waters, a stoic expression washed over his features as he sighs solemnly.]
 

So who else had shitty parents growing up, huh?
 

[A small pause before tossing another rock into the sea, plopping himself down onto the ground before turning his full attention towards the feed.]
 

I don't remember much about my mom she died when I was real young from a heart condition but at least she wasn't around to see how big of a prick my dad turned out to be. He was a real piece of crap all my life until he crooked and left me with his problems too. 
 

[Denji wasn't about to tell the masses what actually happened to his father after finding out none too recently but that was besides the point here. A half amused burst of laughter erupts as he tries to lighten the mood a bit grinning fiendishly.]
 

I can't be the only one around here with an asshole for a parent so what's all your stories?

Comments

[nutsornothing]

[Well now he has to ask the obvious question.]

So...do ya?

[forwearemany]

Yes.

(They had been aware of the answer, but now they are certain.)

[nutsornothing]

[Cue the absolutely amazed look of shock on his face as he leans real close to the camera.]

Yo, for real!? Robots have souls too that's nuts!! Does that mean my television back home has a soul too!?

[It's not the same Denji.]

[forwearemany]

We are able to travel to the farplane. (Ergo, clearly they have a soul. Shiny dropped the ball on actually rping this out, but there's no way Legion wouldn't have tested it.)

...Is your television host to sapient AI?

(They don't think it's likely, but Geth do not assume.)

[nutsornothing]

Guess that adds up I suppose?

[Is his television host a what now? Legion you are truly overestimating his intelligence buddy.]

What the hell does that even mean dude?!

[forwearemany]

(It appears he is not familiar with the concept of artificial intelligence.

They will simplify.)

Does your television display the capacity to communicate, make decisions, and act autonomously?

(Legion doubts it.)

[nutsornothing]

Uh...I don't think so? Never had a TV talk back to me before when I changed a channel if something shitty was on or something like that.

[A brief pause with a tilt of his head curiously.]

Can they do that where you are from? That would be kind of annoying!

[forwearemany]

They are not intended to.

(If your TV is talking in the Mass Effect world, something is probably very wrong.)

If your "television" does not display intelligent behavior, it is unlikely to have a soul.

[nutsornothing]

Yeah I don't think TV's have souls where I'm from they just let you play video games and watch movies.

[This conversation got real weird very quickly.]

[forwearemany]

Affirmative.

(The assumption that one machine having a soul means all of them might... is not one they wish to discourage, however, it is highly unlikely to be correct.)