Video | Parents Suck~

[nutsornothing]

Type: Video
Sender ID: nutsornothing
To: Public
Subject: Why do parents suck so much?
Warnings: Mentions of death.

I'm back. Did ya miss me?
 

[Standing upon the water's edge of Eltrut's beach, Denji can be found skipping rocks into the depths of the ocean proper. His focus on the crashing waves with his bare feet absorbed by the rushing waters, a stoic expression washed over his features as he sighs solemnly.]
 

So who else had shitty parents growing up, huh?
 

[A small pause before tossing another rock into the sea, plopping himself down onto the ground before turning his full attention towards the feed.]
 

I don't remember much about my mom she died when I was real young from a heart condition but at least she wasn't around to see how big of a prick my dad turned out to be. He was a real piece of crap all my life until he crooked and left me with his problems too. 
 

[Denji wasn't about to tell the masses what actually happened to his father after finding out none too recently but that was besides the point here. A half amused burst of laughter erupts as he tries to lighten the mood a bit grinning fiendishly.]
 

I can't be the only one around here with an asshole for a parent so what's all your stories?

Comments

[nutsornothing]

[A wry grin quickly forms over his lips at that.]

Heh- You're not wrong there.

[Cocking a brow curiously at the latter part.]

Oh yeah? Like what?!

[telepathicignorance]

It's really funny how people keep guessing wrong on that one. (Denji was just the first in a long line of idiots assuming they're a guy or have those parts.

As for the question, well...

...

...Sigh.)

Well, I took down the "god" of a cult once.

[nutsornothing]

For real? Not to brag or anything. I was worshipped as a God of my own church called the Chainsaw Man Church.

[telepathicignorance]

Cult of Green Sky.

(They don't elaborate.)

I don't think having a cult is something to be proud of...

[nutsornothing]

Cult of Green Sky? That's a pretty lame name compared to the Church of Chainsaw Man!

[Blinking wide eyed, Denji cannot help but laugh hysterically with a shake of his head.]

Why not!? Having people think you're a God is pretty sweet even if they turned out to be a bunch of assholes who were just trying to make everyone scared of me so that I'd become more powerful.

[telepathicignorance]

Because it means you've surrounded yourself with insane assholes who see you as a god instead of a person and are likely to do considerably worse than just make people scared of you if they think it'll further their goals?

And it also shows that you're the sort of person who will lie to and work with those sort of people to satisfy your own ego.

[nutsornothing]

[He's going to stop you right there because the last thing he would do is work with those pricks after what they subjected him, gritting his teeth with a look of pure disdain washed over his face now.]

Just because I want to be worshipped like a God doesn't mean I liked any of them! Ain't no fucking way I'd work with those pricks they took everything away from me that I worked so hard for!

[They killed his dogs, cat, burned his house down and last but certainly not least murdered his little sister who until just recently before returning here to Escordvi had been searching fervently to find after being separated due to the chaos they ensued.]

[telepathicignorance]

Then why are you bragging about them? That's like showing off being traumatized or something.

(Is he really that fucked up that any attention, even assholes trying to hurt and exploit him, is a positive?

...Fuck. That would explain a lot.)

[nutsornothing]

I mean who wouldn't want to be praised as a God?!

[Yes; He's that delusional sorry Sidestep.]

[telepathicignorance]

I'm not sure being praised by people like that should be flattering.

Maybe if it was someone cool.

[nutsornothing]

Who said I cared about that? I just want people to think I'm badass!

[telepathicignorance]

This seems less badass and more desperate.

[nutsornothing]

[Denji sticks out his tongue with a look of pure disdain.]

Pfft. Whatever man!! You just wish you had people who worshipped you like I did even if they were crazy bastards who tried to kill me.

[telepathicignorance]

Hard pass.

(Herald idolizing them back in their world is bad enough already!)