Video | Parents Suck~

[nutsornothing]

Type: Video
Sender ID: nutsornothing
To: Public
Subject: Why do parents suck so much?
Warnings: Mentions of death.

I'm back. Did ya miss me?
 

[Standing upon the water's edge of Eltrut's beach, Denji can be found skipping rocks into the depths of the ocean proper. His focus on the crashing waves with his bare feet absorbed by the rushing waters, a stoic expression washed over his features as he sighs solemnly.]
 

So who else had shitty parents growing up, huh?
 

[A small pause before tossing another rock into the sea, plopping himself down onto the ground before turning his full attention towards the feed.]
 

I don't remember much about my mom she died when I was real young from a heart condition but at least she wasn't around to see how big of a prick my dad turned out to be. He was a real piece of crap all my life until he crooked and left me with his problems too. 
 

[Denji wasn't about to tell the masses what actually happened to his father after finding out none too recently but that was besides the point here. A half amused burst of laughter erupts as he tries to lighten the mood a bit grinning fiendishly.]
 

I can't be the only one around here with an asshole for a parent so what's all your stories?

Comments

[garudas]

[She is about to type another question when his catches her off guard.]

Are you asking me if I would like to get a

milkshake?

[She's probably only ever had one once—]

[nutsornothing]

[Cue the nod of his head in quick succession with an amused grin.]

Yeah! They are the best drink in this entire world, Tifa makes the most bomb milkshakes you'll ever have in your life!

[garudas]

I suppose I could humour one milkshake, if they are as good as you say. Is there a peach one?

[One orphan to another.]

[nutsornothing]

[He mulls that over as a hand scratches the back of his head trying to remember if Tifa made peach milkshakes or not before shrugging his shoulders with a grin.]

Not sure but I bet Tifa could whip one up if we asked her real nicely! So whatcha say?

[garudas]

[...

....

She cannot believe she's saying this.]

Alright, fine. And may we bond over our terrible parents while we are at it. Where is this place?

[laughing so hard at this]

A good place to 🎀 after your next one?

[nutsornothing]

Sick! It's at my crew's ship the Seventh Heaven which is chilling in Eltrut right now. I'll meet ya there!

[The most unlikely of companions vibing over milkshakes.]

🎀!

[garudas]

I will be there in an hour. Have the milkshakes ready.