VIDEO / un; Enterprise / BEHOLD A CUTE FREMI-PENGUIN-ELF!!!! HER CUTE LITTLE BRO

[lucky_e]

Type: Video
Sender ID: scooba (Freminet), lucky_e (Enterprise)
To: P.U.B.L.I.C!!!
Subject: Enty is broadcasting her penguin elf helper! Replies can come from either Fremi or Enty! Enjoy the CUTE!!!!!!!
Warnings: Dangerous levels of CUTE!!!!! approach at ur own risk


I think you look beyond cute!

[Congrats, everyone. You get Enterprise dressed in her Santaprise outfit gushing over one Freminet, who is now wearing a very fluffy, ultra cute, penguin costume, complete with elf ears, a red and green striped scarf, and a mall elf Christmas hat!]

I'm sure everyone else thinks so as well! Right?

[Cause if you don't, then... well, yander-Eprise might just pay you a little visit~. ]

Also, if anyone wants, I could use some more helper elves this year as well.

Comments

[lucky_e]

It's nothing difficult, we'll just handing out gifts to anyone who would like one.

[No real performance needed there! Just to smile, enjoy the fun and people's smiles!]

It's part of what makes it enjoyable.

[scooba]

Yes, I know. I just hope it’ll be a good one and it’ll make it memorable…

[He said with another mumble or two.]

But I have to ask, if we are handing out presents, what is it do you want?

[lucky_e]

Don't just say you hope, say it will.

[At the very least, she sounds confident in her own words!]

Something I would want? There isn't anything specific that I would want-- honestly just the fact someone would give me a present would be enough. It doesn't really matter what the present is, it's just the thought that counts.

[A beat as she adjusts her hat.]

Still, the only gifts that Santa gets is usually just some cookies and knowing that people are excited and happy to receive gifts from him.

[scooba]

[For a moment, he had to wonder what to give her. She wasn’t very specific in what she wanted and that made things a little challenging. And yet, it didn’t stop him from wanting to give her something. As he gave a hum or two, he couldn’t help but ponder the idea.]

In other words, in your world, the person who gives presents likes cookies. I think I can try and do that.

[Pause]

I’ll do my best to make some good cookies.

[lucky_e]

[There really isn't anything she would want. Or, at least, nothing that could actually be given to her.

But cookies, from Fremi? Fremi-made cookies??? Oh no, oh no... her heart!]

I'm certain they will be very delicious. Santa will look forward to it, just make sure you leave them out on a plate with a glass of milk so he can see them.

[She'll certainly keep an out for them! Or- Santa will...]

And do your best to get a good night's sleep.

[scooba]

Oh, I wasn’t aware that milk was involved too. Back home, the penguin who gives gifts to good children usually wants candy…

[Which didn’t really make sense considering why would a penguin want candy. But it was a fairy tale after all…]

But I will. I hope the same goes to you too. Don’t you have most of the work?

[lucky_e]

It doesn't have to involve milk, [beer is also highly welcomed] it just goes good with cookies.

[Look, Fremi, Santa doesn't make much sense either once you break everything down with even base level, brain rot thinking. But it's fun and cute, so we roll with it.]

Good, he'll only show when you're asleep. That said, I am planning on being busy, but not as busy as Santa most likely will be. [Spoken as if he's actually real.]

Wait-- a penguin that gives gifts and wants candy...?

[That's a new one!]

[scooba]

Yes, it’s a popular fairy tale back in Fontaine. There is a penguin who gives presents to good children. He is similar to uh…Santa and he only comes at night.

[He said with a pause or two.]

He usually eats candy and the children give it to him as a thank you for all the hard work he is doing.

[lucky_e]

That is very similar to Santa, yes. Santa does also live in a place where lots of penguins exist.

[Synchronicity really is an odd thing.]

Perhaps he'll make you a visit this year as well. What sort of candies does he like?

[scooba]

He likes just about anything. To him, the children giving candy is a way to show him love. He works all night to make sure all good children get presents…

[He said with a pause.]

He is not picky as he doesn’t want to make them upset either.

[lucky_e]

I see, that is very sweet of him.

[And really similar to Santa!]

And good for us! We should stop and pick up some candies as well then! Lots of it to show our appreciation for coming all the way out here.

[scooba]

What about Santa? Shouldn’t we pick something up for him too? What kind of cookies does he like?

[lucky_e]

Mm, we can do that as well. Santa is the same, however. He isn't picky when it comes to cookies, he's just happy people are happy, and that they're kind enough to leave him a sweet snack for his very long night. Delivering presents to everyone is a lot of work, after all!

[scooba]

Then…how about chocolate chip cookies? I hear that a lot of people like them so he would probably like them too.

[Pause]

I know the Penguin who delivers presents would enjoy them too.