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[bareankles]

Type: Text
Sender ID: bareankles (Nicholas D. Wolfwood)
To: Public
Subject: Missing Items
Warnings: bad words, bad art

_{[ It doesn't take Wolfwood long to figure out how to use old tech like this, but the drawing feature has his certain interest. He doesn't think he needs to introduce himself or anything like that-- he doesn't even know he has the weird user I.D either. ]}

1. i'm looking for someone.
you can use the picture attached for reference.

2. bumming a cigarette, let me know if you have one.

3. if anyone finds a giant cross, that's one of my belongings. don't think about touching it. tell me where it is.



thanks, god bless.

_{[ ooc: if you'd like to have your character know where the Punisher is at, feel free to say that you've seen it somewhere.. anywhere is fine! he has a map to his belongings, he's just trying to cheat, lol... 🥲 ]}

Comments

Un; bountyfull

[bountyfull]

[ bare.... bare ankles.



Is that


IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE... ]

are....are you pulling my leg right now...?

[bareankles]

what do you mean PULLING YOUR LEG?
i'm being pretty serious right now
can't you take it seriously?

_{[ HOW CAN YOU.. LOOK AT THAT ART... LOOK AT HIS USER ID..... ]}

voice; un: desirestruth

[desirestruth]

...[what is she even looking at.]

If you have anything with his scent or his blood, I can find him.

VOICE.

[bareankles]

_{[ switching voice to match, yeah.. ]}

I don’t. Not really, at least.

_{[ Maybe she could detect something of Knives on the Punisher? But he’s gotta find that thing first. ]}

What are you? Some animal?

Un; forwearemany

[forwearemany]

This unit has not seen the described individual or items.

[bareankles]

goddammit

_{[ a beat.. ]}

bless me.
who died and made you mr. encyclopedia? you always talk like that?

Text, UN: 🖕nunya🖕

[telepathicignorance]

Huh. Looks kinda like that Vash guy.

(Except Vash isn't particularly mean or ...spiky? What the hell.)

[bareankles]

no, it DOESN’T look like that vash guy! can’t you read?

the mole is on the OTHER SIDE, his hair is LIGHTER

people are just so blind and just so excited to make somebody’s day hell. they see someone that looks like this guy and immediately pull the trigger.

my faith in humanity died long ago. about time i write a sermon for it.

voice; un: weishappened

[weishappened]

... That's a person?

VOICE.

[bareankles]

_{[ the way Wolfwood hesitates to respond is comical. ]}

I…
mean

I guess?

_{[ Look, he has grudges. ]}

More of a monster if you ask me.

_{[ Vash, don’t listen to him. ]}

text | un: detectiveforhierophant

[detectiveforhierophant]

[He's just gonna ignore the username. He's come to just accept they don't make much sense-- He still doesn't get what a hierophant is or why it's related to him]

You mostly have to roll the cigs yourself here, but I'm trying to cut down anyway. I got a few prepped you can grab if you want.

Haven't seen that guy around, but I can keep an eye out for you... but is he supposed to look like an egg?

1/2

[bareankles]

_{[ is this a critique of his artistic skill… or a critique of Knives’s appearance?? ]}

2/2

[bareankles]

yea

Un: emberized

[emberized]

What if I want to touch it?

What if that makes me want to touch it more?

text / un: general-affairs

[general_affairs]

Not if I touch it first.

[bareankles]

be my guest.
no snot out of my nose if you want to die.

text / un: general-affairs

[general_affairs]

I saw someone like that. Pretty good drawing by the way.

He had me in a death grip when we were dancing a couple months back.

I might loan you a cigarette. Gotta give it back when you're done though.

[bareankles]

_{[ Oh, is he getting somewhere now? Hold on a moment about that cigarette; he might have a lead. ]}

a literal death grip?

_{[ Wait, dancing? Fuck. ]}

nevermind, you probably meant his lookalike. i know he’s here already.

_{[ not gonna talk about how he played in the snow with him like an actual kid. ]}

un; ventego

[ventego]

I don't remember Mr. Vash being covered in spikes.

[bareankles]

for the last time,
that is NOT mr. vash

and since when did that blond idiot get the title of “mr.”?

_{[ SORRY OKARUN.. he doesn’t realize who he’s talking to!! ]}

» text | un: tilfrosset

[tilfrosset]

Would I be incorrect if I assumed said person actually has arms and legs?

[Is she criticizing his art? Yes. But politely. Somewhat.]

[bareankles]

oh, he's got arms alright
but he really just looks like a sad sack with what he wears

look, i'm just trying to be accurate here

un; laminitis

[laminitis]

[He realized it was Woof from the question about Punisher and the whole "God Bless" bit. ...please excuse his atrocious typing, Nick, it will not improve.]

1. i shuld giv u draweeng lessuns
2. u alredy got 1 outta me
3. i'm gunna tuch it just beecuz u sed not 2, now

seekrit 4th thing: lol ur ankles r preddy bare arn't they

n e wey my shit wuz in a box burreed in sand meyb urs is 2

[bareankles]

_{[ Is he... talking to a kid who can't spell? Wait, it couldn't be a kid because he bummed a cigarette off of him. He appreciates the fact that Blitzø answers every part of everything he asked here, though. ]}

you can give me drawing lessons if you let me give you spelling lessons, demon

text; un: deepstar

[deepstar]

You know "lighter hair" doesn't really do much in the way of describing the color.

Though I can't say that I've seen anyone matching this exact description!

[bareankles]

_{[ a wise guy, huh.. ]}

the issue is people confuse him for somebody else who has a darker shade of blond than him
but if you haven't seen him or anything else, i shouldn't have to waste my time with you