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Della Duck ([personal profile] sos_pilot) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2025-01-10 04:25 pm

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Sender ID:perfpilot (Della Duck)
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Subject: Bad Guy Warnings
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Hey there, party people! If we haven't met yet, name's Della Duck!

So after witnessing some shenanigans on the network, some more obvious than others, I thought I'd do everyone here a service and warn them about potential people from my world. If this place can bring in bad guys, it's best to be prepared. So, here we go!

[ to wit, she begins holding up crude crayon drawings of the following people. ]

Mark Beaks! So, he's technically really smart with tech stuff, but he prefers to steal other people's work and claim it as his own. Solution - distract him with how few followers he has on the network, then punch him in the face.

Next, Ma Beagle! Head of the Beagle Boys gang! Don't let her height fool you, she packs a punch and can rob banks in her sleep. Solution - disarm the purse, it's got all kind of weapons in there, then punch her in the face.

Then, Don Karnage! Leader of the Sky Pirates, he might feel right at home here. Good swordsman, better singer. Solution - challenge him to a singing competition, then punch him in the face.

Last, and worst, is Magica De Spell. Sorceress supreme, and pure evil to the bone. Petty streak that can and has lasted for decades. Solution - break her magic scepter, then punch her in the face.

Now, my world has WAY more bad guys than that, but these are the most dangerous, in my opinion. And hey, feel free to share deets about the baddies from your world! We're all in this together!
desirestruth: (I wonder which one is better)

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[personal profile] desirestruth 2025-01-10 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Here is a white-haired lady? she's wearing a mask, so it's hard to see her face, and she's out in the woods, but--]

What do you do if they can't be punched in the face?
telepathicignorance: (Smirk)

[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2025-01-10 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the info. Second one looks like a bad bitch.

(That joke was required.

None of these seem super scary, except maybe the last one. They make a note to keep an eye out for her showing up.)


So is it all animal people in your world?
tilfrosset: ([79])

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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2025-01-11 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Jill would ask how close to reality those drawings of animals are, but considering she's about to speak to a duck, she decides to take them at face value.]

I can speak to personal experience that this place does so bring in those with nefarious plans. It's also just as quick as to be rid of them.

That said, I will keep an eye out as you've requested. And I'm Jill, Jill Warrick, by the way. Apologies on the late introduction.
baymaxing: (I'm bad behaviour)

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[personal profile] baymaxing 2025-01-11 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't even think about that.

[Callaghan showing up would be....complicated. For sure. Hiro knows now, in hindsight, that the other was upset over his daughter. But even so. Tadashi still died in that fire, going in to try to rescue the professor.

Let alone the likes of Yama showing up when he was pissed at Hiro for hustling at the bot fighting.]
telepathicignorance: (Thoughtful)

[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2025-01-11 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess we'd be pretty ugly to you guys.

(And possibly evil and monstrous, depending on the genie wish.)

So is every animal in your world a person or...?
baymaxing: (Everything collides)

[personal profile] baymaxing 2025-01-11 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess, yeah. Just. Not sure how I'd feel or handle it if someone from back home showed up that I dealt with.

[Callaghan had to live with the fact that he had messed up. That he had gotten Tadashi killed. Stolen Hiro's microbots. Attacked Krei. He was in prison now, but Hiro realized from this that maybe he couldn't just assume things would stay that way. If Callaghan were to end up here. He's not sure how he would feel about that.]
telepathicignorance: (Default)

[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2025-01-11 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. Neat.
telepathicignorance: (Thoughtful)

[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2025-01-13 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
My world is mostly just humans and the little guys, so it's not to me. The closest thing to a "human animal" is a monkey.

(Perhaps, knowing that, she can see the resemblance, though yeah, they're not nearly as close as say, duck people are to ducks.)
spinsandneedles: (Sillynipples the Houseclown)

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[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2025-01-13 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Question! Can this Don guy be punched in the face after the singing competition, or does it have to be before?
telepathicignorance: (Default)

[personal profile] telepathicignorance 2025-01-13 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
You called non person ducks the little guys you see at ponds.

(It was just a silly way to refer to animals, playing off what she said earlier.)
Edited 2025-01-13 11:24 (UTC)
spinsandneedles: (Sorry not Sorry)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2025-01-13 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That seems a little unfair, dontcha think? But I guess if he's as bad as you say he is, resorting to underhanded tactics might be your best bet.
desirestruth: (I eventually got tired)

[personal profile] desirestruth 2025-01-13 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Kidneys are right there. Tend to hurt a lot. Not as guarded as the groin.
baymaxing: (And I can't)

[personal profile] baymaxing 2025-01-14 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's more.....personal? Professor Callaghan. He was the one Tadashi went back into the showcase to save from the fire. I didn't react to that so well, back home.

[Hiro wants to believe it wouldn't be a repeat, now. But even so. He wouldn't be thrilled at having the other around, even just knowing he was here. He understands in hindsight, more. But that still didn't excuse Callaghan's actions.]
octoblot: (repented)

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[personal profile] octoblot 2025-01-14 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[... wow, okay. this is a lot.]

I can't help but notice that your solution to all of these people involves punching them in the face.

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