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[sos_pilot]

Type: Video
Sender ID:perfpilot (Della Duck)
To: Public
Subject: Bad Guy Warnings
Warnings: N/A

Hey there, party people! If we haven't met yet, name's Della Duck!

So after witnessing some shenanigans on the network, some more obvious than others, I thought I'd do everyone here a service and warn them about potential people from my world. If this place can bring in bad guys, it's best to be prepared. So, here we go!

[ to wit, she begins holding up crude crayon drawings of the following people. ]

Mark Beaks! So, he's technically really smart with tech stuff, but he prefers to steal other people's work and claim it as his own. Solution - distract him with how few followers he has on the network, then punch him in the face.

Next, Ma Beagle! Head of the Beagle Boys gang! Don't let her height fool you, she packs a punch and can rob banks in her sleep. Solution - disarm the purse, it's got all kind of weapons in there, then punch her in the face.

Then, Don Karnage! Leader of the Sky Pirates, he might feel right at home here. Good swordsman, better singer. Solution - challenge him to a singing competition, then punch him in the face.

Last, and worst, is Magica De Spell. Sorceress supreme, and pure evil to the bone. Petty streak that can and has lasted for decades. Solution - break her magic scepter, then punch her in the face.

Now, my world has WAY more bad guys than that, but these are the most dangerous, in my opinion. And hey, feel free to share deets about the baddies from your world! We're all in this together!

Comments

video; un: desirestruth

[desirestruth]

[Here is a white-haired lady? she's wearing a mask, so it's hard to see her face, and she's out in the woods, but--]

What do you do if they can't be punched in the face?

[telepathicignorance]

Thanks for the info. Second one looks like a bad bitch.

(That joke was required.

None of these seem super scary, except maybe the last one. They make a note to keep an eye out for her showing up.)

So is it all animal people in your world?

» video | un: tilfrosset

[tilfrosset]

[Jill would ask how close to reality those drawings of animals are, but considering she's about to speak to a duck, she decides to take them at face value.]

I can speak to personal experience that this place does so bring in those with nefarious plans. It's also just as quick as to be rid of them.

That said, I will keep an eye out as you've requested. And I'm Jill, Jill Warrick, by the way. Apologies on the late introduction.

video: un: baymaxing

[baymaxing]

I didn't even think about that.

[Callaghan showing up would be....complicated. For sure. Hiro knows now, in hindsight, that the other was upset over his daughter. But even so. Tadashi still died in that fire, going in to try to rescue the professor.

Let alone the likes of Yama showing up when he was pissed at Hiro for hustling at the bot fighting.]

video - un: spinsandneedles

[spinsandneedles]

Question! Can this Don guy be punched in the face after the singing competition, or does it have to be before?

video | octoblot

[octoblot]

[... wow, okay. this is a lot.]

I can't help but notice that your solution to all of these people involves punching them in the face.

video; un:catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

[Ranma arrives to the mention of wanton violence the same way sharks do to blood in water. That is to say-]

You had me at punching them in the face.

[-the punchy teen is completely on board for punching any of these animal dudes and chicks.]