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[seasaltkeys]

Type: Text
Sender ID: seasaltkeys (Roxas)
To: Everyone
Subject: Don't let Sora near the water
Warnings: Context


If anyone sees Sora trying to get in the water, please stop him.

I don't need him doing something dumb

Comments

[catsgothistongue]

... Tell me he doesn't think breathing in while underwater's apart of swimming.

[If it sounds like he knows someone who actually believed that, guess what: he does.]

[seasaltkeys]

No, he's not that far gone. He grew up on an island so I don't doubt that he can swim.

Just, the bottom of the ocean's dangerous.

...do people actually think that?

[catsgothistongue]

Ah, that's good to know. And no duh. Sea creatures, pressure, not just anyone can swim down to the depths of the ocean.

One girl from back home thought so. The same girl who floats like an anchor when she touches water. I've had to drag her back up the surface numerous times before, so... If you need someone to get Sora or perform CPR, I'm your guy.

[Half-kidding, half-serious.]

[seasaltkeys]

I'll remember that! But hopefully, it won't be that bad.

But if you see him, you can also stop him.

[catsgothistongue]

Can do.

[Thumbs... wait, Roxas can't see it.]

Sooooo why is Sora trying to get to the bottom?

[seasaltkeys]

He's worried about what's down there. Or not down there.

It got in his head that it might be bottomless or something.

[catsgothistongue]

And the best course of action in his thick skull is swim straight down to it?

[Meant less as a question and more in the sardonic tone of our esteemed captain is going to get himself drowned.]

[seasaltkeys]

That seems to be what's crossed his mind. And it's kind of hard to get thoughts to move once they're there.

I think I got him to stop but I don't trust him.

[catsgothistongue]

That seems to be a running trend with most people I know. Too stubborn for their own good.

[cough cough hypocrite cough cough]

Worse comes to worse, you and I and the rest of the guys can keep an eye and stop him from getting himself killed.

[seasaltkeys]

No kidding.

[He probably falls into that category to. Not a lot of legs to stand on.]

But yeah, I'd appreciate that.

I am looking into other ways to see what's down there. That don't involve swimming or something.