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[breezily]

Type: video
Sender Id: breezily
To: public
Subject: when a mommy dragonite and a daddy dragonite love each other very much...
Warnings: nnnone?

[ good afternoon esco network!! today's video brings youuu...


and then drayton's arm coming into view to scoop this adorable noodle up and focus the camera on his face! which also brings into view the... three other dratinis draped around both himself...

and a very very unimpressed-looking kieran in the background. the dratini kieran is carrying is a cute shade of pink compared to its grey-blue siblings. ]

What's up! Man, we've had a fun couple of days. Turns out that whole Dragon's Gale thing doesn't mess around, even if the dragons aren't locals.

[ there is a slight strain in his cheery tone that might be attributed to the menacing dark aura kieran is giving off behind him while he says all this. ]

Long story short, we've ended up with this bunch'a baby Dratinis on our hands. They're cute as heck, and pretty well-behaved, but any Dragon-type that's gonna spend some time around humans should have some socialising. So we're givin' everyone a rare, excluuusive opportunity to interact with these adorable lil' guys while we, uh, decide what to do with 'em.

[ the dratini he'd picked up at the start makes a pleased trilling noise, one matched by the pink one kieran is holding. drayton smiles, still slightly strained, and lowers the camera so he's just out of frame and begins talking offscreen in hushed, but still audible tones. ]

Man, c'mon, at least say somethin'!

("Say somethin'?? This is your fault anyway! Why should I say anythin'??")

Again, how is this my-- ahh, hold on.

[ the feed ends with a clatter. ]

Comments

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[empyrean_mirror]

[He's gonna need about a dozen of those.]

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[indispensable]

[We are not adopting the noodle dragons.]

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[astudyinviolet]

[ Daaaaaad, adopt the noodle dragon. ]

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[catsgothistongue]

[THIS THIS THIS THIS GIVE US THE NOODLE DRAGON PLEASEEEEE]

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[tabiya]

[ i am breaking the restrictions of self-cr to also throw puppy eyes at coffee dad about the noodle dragons. ]

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[octoblot]

[you're still not our dad Kaveh but as an employee of your cafe we also think you should adopt the noodle dragons for cafe marketing reasons Azul could come up with just saying]

video; un: paradisea

[empyrean_mirror]

[Okay so after a protracted argument of puppy eyes and pleading has failed--]

Are those--pokemon? What will you do with all of them?

[Do they need a home. With a lagoon. Just asking for a friend.]

video; threadjacking

[ohwowzers]

[Kieran sticks his head over Drayton's shoulder, a frown heavy on his face as he sends a Look at Drayton]

Yeah, they're Pokemon. Baby Pokemon. Cause someone wasn't watchin' his Dragonite properly!

[breezily]

[ to kieran, as he reclaims focus from his phone; ]

Are you gonna do this to everyone tryin' to be nice?

[ to kaveh; ]

They're Dragon-types, Dratinis. I think we're keepin' this lil' miss - [ holds his fingers out to give the pink one around kieran's neck a scritch ] - and the others are going to the Conservatory, at least for now.

[empyrean_mirror]

[Oh man the Babies are bickering it's cute....no Kaveh do not laugh. Do not.]

Oh, that would make sense, the Professor would be able to care for them all there, huh?

[Kaveh smiles a bit.]

They're very cute.

[ohwowzers]

I'm not doin' anythin' to them! I'm just annoyed at you!

[Kieran sighs, before looking back to Kaveh. The little pink Dratini leans in for that scritch before she wiggles happily, letting out a happy Dratini!]

Y-Yeah, I guess they are... an' I guess gettin' a shiny was real lucky, but it's still a dumb thing that happened..!