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cidolfus telamon ([personal profile] ramuhs) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2025-04-16 04:13 pm

third ⚡ special delivery

Type: Video
Sender ID: ramuhs (Cid, featuring Zelda)
To: Public
Subject: Special Delivery
Warnings: None

[ Those who tune in will be greeted to seeing Cid and Zelda sitting next to each other. With a small wave, Cid will go first. ]

Well, things have been quite the mess as of late, hasn't it? Fortunately, Zelda and I have started a little venture that may be of great benefit to everyone.

[ Cid is going to let Zelda start, so he'll move the camera so that she's the focus. With the camera turned to her, Zelda offers a wave and a smile herself. ]

Last week, I acquired a potion recipe for a remedy that temporarily alleviates the "ailment" which many of us have recently become afflicted with. This remedy suppresses the negative effects of the ailment for a few days, allowing for close collaboration between people who would normally trigger an adverse reaction in one another.

[ Cid briefly pops onto the screen with a wide grin. ]

And it works!

[ He'll then grab Zelda's hand and make a show of waving it around, as if in celebration… When really it's another clue as to what this "remedy" is as their insignias are fully visible and glowing ominously. ]

Now typically, each dose of the remedy must be tailored to the individual taking it, necessitating different ingredients for different people. As you might guess, they tend to be costly. But after some careful testing and adjustments, my crew and I are able to reliably recreate the remedy without needing to adjust the recipe each time.

[ And she looks very pleased with this accomplishment. (Never mind the fact that she has to use her sealing power to enchant each dose.) ]

To help Zelda distribute these remedies, I've offered my crew's services to deliver them to specific locations for easier unloading.

[ Read: not in major ports where they would be scrutinized. ]

However, should there be any who have grown tired of the tension in the major cities and would like a bit of a "getaway," there are a few distant islands that I can recommend. Private, out of the way—perfect for those who may want to spend a few days away from it all. Perhaps even for a moonlight tryst?

[ A playful wink because yes, he's talking to you special couples who are suffering the worst of this whole stupid insignia debacle. Although not said outright, instead of just recommending, the Hideaway crew will ferry those interested for a small extra fee, information that can be discussed upon contact.

At the words "moonlight tryst," Zelda blushes. That may have been one of the methods used in testing the efficacy of different versions of the remedy. She quietly clears her throat before going on. ]


Please bear in mind this remedy has a nasty drawback that we are yet unable to mitigate: once it wears off, you will experience the delayed effects of the ailment in full all at once. The severity of the pain is directly proportional to the proximity and duration of contact with the person who would normally trigger an adverse reaction in those suffering this ailment.

[ Translation: the closer you are to someone and the longer you spend with them, the more it’s going to hurt when the potion wears off. ]

I recommend using these remedies only in moderation.

Now we only have so much supply and so many hands, so it's best if word doesn't spread too far or fast.

[ In other words, keep it on the down low, guys, they don't need enforcers from either side getting onto them. ]

But if you have any questions or concerns, you're welcome to bring them up here.

[ OOC: This is a joint network post between Cid and Zelda advertising Zelda's special potions that will help counter the effects of the insignia. Cid is partnering up to help deliver the potions in secluded areas away from watchful eyes while also offering a type of ferry service for those from different Armadas who want a safe, private place to meet up (especially couples). Both will be able to respond, but depending on the topic only one will if it's focused on their part of the operation. ]
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (it's just a matter of time)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-04-23 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm WAY better at that! Ocean stuff just happens to be one of my very few weaknesses.

[ which - *gestures at the majority of the game* - has been a bit of a hurdle. ]
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (no method to the madness)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-04-25 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
The ocean is evil and everything in it is gross and disgusting.

[ said without an ounce of humor. ]
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (you may hear angels cheer)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-04-26 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Ehhh. Those places are... fine? I guess? But the ocean is so BIG, and DEEP, and ICKY.

[ says the grown-ass woman in her thirties. ]

Personally, my favorite place is to be is the sky! Land is a close second.
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (if you could use)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-04-28 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't beat a plane, but they are pretty darn cool on their own! I already know the answer, but ever rode on a flying reindeer?
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (i promise i'll be there soon)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-04-30 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Nope! They're magical! We got to ride them so we could help save Christmas after my uncle nearly ruined it!

[ so how many questions does THAT raise ]
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (i'll be holding you so near)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-05-02 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Sort of? Except there's a jolly fat man who delivers presents all around the world to good people while they sleep during one magical night!

As it turns out, my Uncle helped create the holiday with the dude - Santa Claus - but Uncle Scrooge wanted to charge people for the gifts, and make the gifts "useful", but Santa wanted them to be free and what people actually wanted. So, their friendship ended, and for a very long time, Scrooge made me think Santa was an enemy of the family.

[ thatjustraisesfurtherquestions.gif ]
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (face each new sun)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-05-07 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, to make a long story short, Santa faked an injury and asked Scrooge to deliver all the presents on Christmas night. He thought by doing so, Scrooge would discover the joy of giving...

... and instead of giving people what they wanted, Scrooge planned on giving absolutely everyone coal. Because he thought that was more useful. Despite no one having needed to use that in decades.
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (i'll be holding you so near)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-05-11 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, in addition to getting his ears yelled off by Santa and his sorta-niece, Scrooge saw firsthand how much a poor little girl really wanted and needed a toy, since her life was so sad. She even turned the coal she got into a doll!

Luckily, Santa has magic reindeer, as I mentioned before - so the entire McDuck family, and employees, took to the skies to replace all the coal Scrooge gave out with the presents they were supposed to get, and no one else was ever the wiser!
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (i'll be holding you so near)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-05-13 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She... pauses, and makes a wavey gesture with her hand. ]

Sometimes he needs a smack upside the head about it, but yeah, otherwise he's been good! Nobody's perfect, and he really does want the best for everyone.
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (if you could use)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-05-14 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! His good parts totally outweigh the bad ones. And if he ever shows up here, I'll be glad to introduce you!
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (if you could use)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-05-17 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to wait for him to show up to hear more stories about that crazy old man - anytime you want one, hit me up!