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SURGE the tenrec ([personal profile] tenrectricity) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2025-05-05 08:18 pm

video / please send this beast to your local authorities (us)

Type: Video
Sender ID: tenrectricity (Surge)
To: Public
Subject: Have You Seen This Bum?
Warnings: n/a


[ immediately the viewer will see a green animal on screen, the camera angled up telling that whoever is holding the camera is shorter than her. don't mind that, because she's leaning forward into the screen with a sharktooth grin, then tapping at the recorder with the tip of her gloved finger. ]

Hey, is this working!?

[ in the background is a very low "yes ma'am!".

surge leans back, her ears twitching as she nods to herself. she shifts to the left a bit, then to the right now sure which side is her best side but... she'll figure that out later. ]


Okay, listen up! Your fellow heroes [ self-proclaimed ] are inna crisis! I got a prop...eristion for anyone willing to take on the challenge!

[ from behind the camera, another voice can be heard: ]

Proposition...

Yeah, that! The reward? We'll get to that later! A N Y way! There's this damn menace on the prowl causin' trouble as we speak, and you all need to be on the lookout. He's out there creatin' monsters and trying to put people in peril, but we know his weakness, and we'll get rid of him for ya before he tries to kill ya next.

[ hands on her hips, the tenrec nods to her own words because it makes sense, why wouldn't it? ]

Hand me the... y'know! [ she's holding out her hand towards the camera person, asking for something. ] So I know you're all curious about who this nefarious fiend is. My cool and artistic sidekick has taken it upon himself to draw this cretin.

[ a flap of a sheet of paper now means the camera screen, revealing the culprit. ]



THIS GUY. Bring him to us and we will beat the shit out of him and you never have to deal with his evil again! So, anyone up for the task?
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[personal profile] stealthpun 2025-05-06 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a wry tone to his voice.] I have no intention of charging you.

It's Espio, if you need a name. [He isn't expecting her to retain the info but maybe she'll surprise him]
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[personal profile] stealthpun 2025-05-06 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[It was a bit risky to reveal himself, but he'd rather do that now than give her a nasty surprise later. It's hard to say how the future may unfold.]

None. I have no desire for deception, Surge. That is all.
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[personal profile] stealthpun 2025-05-06 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Let me make this clear above all else: I am no one's lackey. Certainly not Sonic's, not Shadow's, not even Vector's.

I asked you because I have my own questions that I'd like to address toward Shadow. I wish to better understand the situation, especially as a detective. It's not as if he is a forthcoming hedgehog.

So unless you have given me a reason to distrust you, you don't have anything to be concerned with. Knowing all the facts helps complete a puzzle for me and isn't your particular problem, but I understand the desire for payback. It is not a patient need to bear.
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[personal profile] stealthpun 2025-05-06 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
A good detective asks questions. That is all.

[She can think what she wants. And frankly, Espio expects her to be stubborn. Not that he can entirely fault her for it.]

Shadow doesn't need my protection, and would likely even find it an insult if I had tried. Although I'll admit I'd have wanted to ask him questions prior to your arrival if I did see him, I do have every intent of keeping my word.

Your business with Shadow is not mine to resolve.
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[personal profile] stealthpun 2025-05-06 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Noted.

Any additional questions you have for me?
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[personal profile] stealthpun 2025-05-06 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[If he hadn't had his conversation with Kit prior, he wouldn't have truly understood her question. Still, nonetheless, the concept of questioning oneself is not too uncommon.]

A question many have meditated on, sometimes even for years. To find an answer easily is a gift.

I am many things: ninja, a spy, a fighter -- but to some, I am also a friend, a brother, a partner.

If I ask myself "who am I", I tell myself: I am Espio. I am an honorable ninja who fights for justice and defeats evil with my skills with my team.
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[personal profile] stealthpun 2025-05-06 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I know.

[His voice is a bit softer, acknowledging how she views him. Or rather, perhaps in the way she doesn't know how to view him.

And anger is always easier than contemplating further.]


We can have this discussion further if you truly wish, Surge. It would be my preference to do so in person, but I could understand if that was less than ideal for you.

Either way, we can progress on your terms.
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[personal profile] stealthpun 2025-05-06 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I look forward to meeting you in person.

Outside of Dragon's Milk is a nice sitting area. I will be there enjoying a cup of tea. You're welcome to join me.