SURGE the tenrec (
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Entry tags:
video / please send this beast to your local authorities (us)
Type: Video
Sender ID: tenrectricity (Surge)
To: Public
Subject: Have You Seen This Bum?
Warnings: n/a
Sender ID: tenrectricity (Surge)
To: Public
Subject: Have You Seen This Bum?
Warnings: n/a
[ immediately the viewer will see a green animal on screen, the camera angled up telling that whoever is holding the camera is shorter than her. don't mind that, because she's leaning forward into the screen with a sharktooth grin, then tapping at the recorder with the tip of her gloved finger. ]
Hey, is this working!?
[ in the background is a very low "yes ma'am!".
surge leans back, her ears twitching as she nods to herself. she shifts to the left a bit, then to the right now sure which side is her best side but... she'll figure that out later. ]
Okay, listen up! Your fellow heroes [ self-proclaimed ] are inna crisis! I got a prop...eristion for anyone willing to take on the challenge!
[ from behind the camera, another voice can be heard: ]
Proposition...
Yeah, that! The reward? We'll get to that later! A N Y way! There's this damn menace on the prowl causin' trouble as we speak, and you all need to be on the lookout. He's out there creatin' monsters and trying to put people in peril, but we know his weakness, and we'll get rid of him for ya before he tries to kill ya next.
[ hands on her hips, the tenrec nods to her own words because it makes sense, why wouldn't it? ]
Hand me the... y'know! [ she's holding out her hand towards the camera person, asking for something. ] So I know you're all curious about who this nefarious fiend is. My cool and artistic sidekick has taken it upon himself to draw this cretin.
[ a flap of a sheet of paper now means the camera screen, revealing the culprit. ]

THIS GUY. Bring him to us and we will beat the shit out of him and you never have to deal with his evil again! So, anyone up for the task?
audio;
[ sometimes she has a habit to kill and it's deeply rooted in her nature. ]
So Mr. Detective, is this free? Better be, because I'm the one offerin' the reward.
audio;
It's Espio, if you need a name. [He isn't expecting her to retain the info but maybe she'll surprise him]
audio;
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her voice lowers, almost offended as it starts to click in her head. it's not an unfamiliar name, certain names get around in the underground and even above on the surface. there are people to avoid, constant reminders of who she's supposed to stay out of sight of and who to keep her attention on. ]
What game are you playing at?
[ there's the small crackle of something in the background. ]
audio;
None. I have no desire for deception, Surge. That is all.
audio;
[ there's a bite to her words.
no wonder he chose audio of all things, his appearance would have certainly caused surge to blow a fuse. ]
You're one of his lackeys. Is that why you asked me for details, is it because you don't trust me? Is that what they put through that thick skull of yours?
[ it goes unsaid, "what reason do i have to believe you?"
shadow was part of a building block for starline, surge doesn't know all the details, but she knows that despite that she wants to beat the hell out of him. espio? she doesn't know a lot, but enough that anyone in relation to sonic is bad news. biased by a certain preference, and part of the reason why surge stands here today. ]
audio;
I asked you because I have my own questions that I'd like to address toward Shadow. I wish to better understand the situation, especially as a detective. It's not as if he is a forthcoming hedgehog.
So unless you have given me a reason to distrust you, you don't have anything to be concerned with. Knowing all the facts helps complete a puzzle for me and isn't your particular problem, but I understand the desire for payback. It is not a patient need to bear.
audio;
it makes sense. ]
Sounds like ya usin' me as your personal buildin' block.
[ is she finding holes to make in his argument, she might just be because what else does she have.
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Let's get to the nitty gritty of it, are you playing me for a fool? You say you understand payback, but even if you did see him, were you going to tell me the exact place, were you going to tell me about him hours after the fact? Maybe days? You're going to protect him in some form, aren't you?
[ why is she wasting her breath. ]
audio;
[She can think what she wants. And frankly, Espio expects her to be stubborn. Not that he can entirely fault her for it.]
Shadow doesn't need my protection, and would likely even find it an insult if I had tried. Although I'll admit I'd have wanted to ask him questions prior to your arrival if I did see him, I do have every intent of keeping my word.
Your business with Shadow is not mine to resolve.
audio;
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[ whatever espio wants to learn about shadow prior to her and kitsunami is their business, not hers. she doesn't feel great, she doesn't want any of sonic's annoying clique to know anything about her, but she did bring this upon herself on the network. ]
If you don't keep your word. I'll find you.
audio;
Any additional questions you have for me?
audio;
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Who are you?
[ a detective named espio, but... who is he? it's a question that if redirected towards surge, she couldn't answer. ]
audio;
A question many have meditated on, sometimes even for years. To find an answer easily is a gift.
I am many things: ninja, a spy, a fighter -- but to some, I am also a friend, a brother, a partner.
If I ask myself "who am I", I tell myself: I am Espio. I am an honorable ninja who fights for justice and defeats evil with my skills with my team.
audio;
[ he's ambiguous, he has no place in the life that she lives aside from being a rotten detective that gets in the way is what starline would preach if he brought the agency back up. ]
Not a friend, not family, nor a partner. You're just someone who will get in my way soon enough.
[ like it's inevitable, like these good points are for show that will mean nothing when they're on different teams. ]
I just don't get it.
[ he is a ninja, spy, and a fighter to himself, but for others? she doesn't fit into those following roles, so again, what the hell does he want? what will he do to screw her over? like all the rest. ]
Like... I'm tryna figure you out. What game ya playin' at, what are ya tryna do? I'm tired of y'all acting like you care when in reality you're just bidin' your time to use somethin' against us.
[ oh, someone's returned to being upset. that moment where she had her calm was just before the storm.
because why else would he want information so he can collaborate with that damn hedgehog. ]
audio;
[His voice is a bit softer, acknowledging how she views him. Or rather, perhaps in the way she doesn't know how to view him.
And anger is always easier than contemplating further.]
We can have this discussion further if you truly wish, Surge. It would be my preference to do so in person, but I could understand if that was less than ideal for you.
Either way, we can progress on your terms.
audio;
then again, if he's lying, she can just put him out of his misery. starline didn't make her in espio's image, that quack made her in sonic's image, the one who can probably destroy them all.
the tenrec groans, then grows quiet... before... ]
Whatever, it's your funeral. [ ... ] Pick a place.
audio;
Outside of Dragon's Milk is a nice sitting area. I will be there enjoying a cup of tea. You're welcome to join me.
audio;
[ she's committed to doing so, but the issue is finding where that place is... as soon as she hangs up, she'll definitely go to kitsunami asking for directions.
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to be continued........... ]