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SURGE the tenrec ([personal profile] tenrectricity) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2025-05-05 08:18 pm

video / please send this beast to your local authorities (us)

Type: Video
Sender ID: tenrectricity (Surge)
To: Public
Subject: Have You Seen This Bum?
Warnings: n/a


[ immediately the viewer will see a green animal on screen, the camera angled up telling that whoever is holding the camera is shorter than her. don't mind that, because she's leaning forward into the screen with a sharktooth grin, then tapping at the recorder with the tip of her gloved finger. ]

Hey, is this working!?

[ in the background is a very low "yes ma'am!".

surge leans back, her ears twitching as she nods to herself. she shifts to the left a bit, then to the right now sure which side is her best side but... she'll figure that out later. ]


Okay, listen up! Your fellow heroes [ self-proclaimed ] are inna crisis! I got a prop...eristion for anyone willing to take on the challenge!

[ from behind the camera, another voice can be heard: ]

Proposition...

Yeah, that! The reward? We'll get to that later! A N Y way! There's this damn menace on the prowl causin' trouble as we speak, and you all need to be on the lookout. He's out there creatin' monsters and trying to put people in peril, but we know his weakness, and we'll get rid of him for ya before he tries to kill ya next.

[ hands on her hips, the tenrec nods to her own words because it makes sense, why wouldn't it? ]

Hand me the... y'know! [ she's holding out her hand towards the camera person, asking for something. ] So I know you're all curious about who this nefarious fiend is. My cool and artistic sidekick has taken it upon himself to draw this cretin.

[ a flap of a sheet of paper now means the camera screen, revealing the culprit. ]



THIS GUY. Bring him to us and we will beat the shit out of him and you never have to deal with his evil again! So, anyone up for the task?
ohwowzers: (Oh I have a bad feeling...)

[personal profile] ohwowzers 2025-05-06 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Huh??

[Wait, what? That's... Shadow wouldn't do that, would he? He didn't just attack others... oh, wait...]

Well, I mean, he once tried to kick my Dragonite once, but that's cause we were wakin' him up from where he fell asleep. But other'n that he's always seemed to be friendly to me an' my Pokemon.

[Especially his Pokemon. In fact, he remembers how Shadow all but interrogated him and his Pokemon about if they were happy with being with him. He frowns, tapping the side of his thigh with his fist while be brings his thumb up to his teeth.]

Are ya sure you didn't do anythin' to make 'im upset?
ohwowzers: (CAN YOU ACTUALLY NOT)

[personal profile] ohwowzers 2025-05-06 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Woah!

[Kieran actually recoils a bit at that yell, because he hadn't anticipated such a heated reply. But after a moment Kieran straightens up again, because... well, he doesn't know who this strange.... Cyndaquil? Yeah, he's being reminded of a green Cyndaquil. Anyways, he doesn't know her very well, but clearly something's going on here. It's what makes him try to reason with her, rather than just call her out on what he feels is wrong information.]

Look, I'm sorry ya had to go through that, but... maybe ya both just got off on the wrong foot? I dunno about any monsters bein' created, but... if ya want, I could try talkin' to 'im? Maybe I could get 'im to leave you an' your partner alone?
Edited 2025-05-06 18:11 (UTC)
ohwowzers: (So what do you want?)

[personal profile] ohwowzers 2025-05-06 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
But why would I wanna see you hurt my friend??

[Of course he's not gonna do what she asked, she's asking to beat up someone who's a friend! Or, well, at least on friendly terms with... would Shadow call him friends? Well, that's not important right now. Just as she's confused by his offer, he's confused by what kind of beef she has with Shadow.]

[Still, he can hear the way that her speech wavers, which is why he takes a breath and tries again.]


Yer right, you don't know me and I don't know you either. But I don't think gettin' into a fight with someone you don't know is the right thing to do, either. I don't know what kinda beef you have with Mr. Shadow, but I don't really see why fightin's the way to solve it. Especially since we're all stuck here until someone finds a way back home. So, if we're gonna be stuck here, why would you wanna spend the whole time fightin' each other? Wouldn't it be better to try an' work together?
ohwowzers: (I can't do anything...)

[personal profile] ohwowzers 2025-05-07 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Woah!!

[That sudden yell makes Kieran recoil once again, almost dropping the Shellphone in the process. But hearing that distress in the green Cyndaquil’s voice, he can’t help but feel bad for her. She really must feel alone, huh..? He certainly knows what it’s like to feel like an outcast…]

It really sounds like you and your partner really had a rough time, huh?

[Maybe it’s his own experiences resonating with hers, or maybe it’s just him wanting to prove her wrong and help her out, but after a pause, he speaks up again.]

Look, I’m… sorry about what y’all went through. But I know Mr. Shadow, so I’ll talk to ‘im for ya. I’ll try to put in a good word for ya, ok? And if you need some help while yer here, I could help you out. Cause it sounds like…

[And here he kinda shifts a bit, as if hesitant to speak, before continuing.]

It uh… kinda sounds like y’all could use a friend.
ohwowzers: (Will they really like me..?)

[personal profile] ohwowzers 2025-05-08 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kieran frowns at her response, but what more can he do? He offered to help and she said no, and if she’s anything like his older sister then he has the distinct impression she’ll threaten to clobber him if he presses too hard. Well, so much for helping someone… His shoulders slump a bit, and he’s ready to let the matter drop before he’s getting lobbed with another question.]

Well, I… I mean, I just know how much it sucks to not have any friends, or anyone you can ask for help or even rely on. I don’t really want anythin’ from ya, I just thought, well… it just feels better if you got friends with ya.
ohwowzers: (We got this)

[personal profile] ohwowzers 2025-05-10 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
["I don't need friends"... That's a sentence if he's ever heard one. It further echoes some of the thought processes Kieran himself went through back when he was on his own power trip back home. It's a lonely feeling, and he wonders if Surge is feeling what he felt back then... but he also doesn't know how to broach that subject with a veritable stranger.]

[But regardless, it seems she's willing to accept some help from him. Kieran perks up at that, and nods.]


Sounds fair! I can help ya with some places I know. [Intel, though? Sounds kind of like a spy movie.]
ohwowzers: (Hmmm)

[personal profile] ohwowzers 2025-05-12 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Um… hmm…

[Kieran thinks for a moment, before giving her the directions for a nearby park.]

How about there? It’s pretty easy to find if ya want? Or there’s this cafe I know of you’re hungry…
ohwowzers: (Eheheh...)

[personal profile] ohwowzers 2025-05-16 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?? Uh... sure!

[Well, he did offer... Kieran nods.]

Sounds good to me! See ya there!