video / please send this beast to your local authorities (us)

[tenrectricity]

Type: Video
Sender ID: tenrectricity (Surge)
To: Public
Subject: Have You Seen This Bum?
Warnings: n/a

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[ immediately the viewer will see a green animal on screen, the camera angled up telling that whoever is holding the camera is shorter than her. don't mind that, because she's leaning forward into the screen with a sharktooth grin, then tapping at the recorder with the tip of her gloved finger. ]

Hey, is this working!?

[ in the background is a very low "yes ma'am!".

surge leans back, her ears twitching as she nods to herself. she shifts to the left a bit, then to the right now sure which side is her best side but... she'll figure that out later. ]

Okay, listen up! Your fellow heroes [ self-proclaimed ] are inna crisis! I got a prop...eristion for anyone willing to take on the challenge!

[ from behind the camera, another voice can be heard: ]

Proposition...

Yeah, that! The reward? We'll get to that later! A N Y way! There's this damn menace on the prowl causin' trouble as we speak, and you all need to be on the lookout. He's out there creatin' monsters and trying to put people in peril, but we know his weakness, and we'll get rid of him for ya before he tries to kill ya next.

[ hands on her hips, the tenrec nods to her own words because it makes sense, why wouldn't it? ]

Hand me the... y'know! [ she's holding out her hand towards the camera person, asking for something. ] So I know you're all curious about who this nefarious fiend is. My cool and artistic sidekick has taken it upon himself to draw this cretin.

[ a flap of a sheet of paper now means the camera screen, revealing the culprit. ]



THIS GUY. Bring him to us and we will beat the shit out of him and you never have to deal with his evil again! So, anyone up for the task?

Comments

[tenrectricity]

I can handle it, I've been through worse.

[ now there's something that interests her. ]

You said if we need anythin' you'd help, so I wanna ask, what'cha got so I can put that guy out his misery!

[ if he suggests she shouldn't get attacked then obviously he's saying he's got something interesting for her to use.

she can read between the lines. ]

[octoblot]

Hey now, I can't just offer to give you something dangerous to hurt someone here. I don't particularly like engaging in those kind of deals.

[... Certainly not for free, anyway.]

But if there is something else I can do to help in regards to the situation, then I will be happy to do so.

[tenrectricity]

You don't like it, but you do engage in those types of deals? I see what you're puttin' down, and don't worry, I'll pick it up.

[ which is such a shame if she's picking up what he's trying to say. ]

As long as you stay outta trouble, I think you'll be safe. Count on us, alright? That said, where can we find ya, Angel Fish?

[ it's supposed to be kiss because of the beauty mark... but as if she remembers words. ]

[octoblot]

["Angel Fish"? That's... oh, that's so funny of a nickname for someone to decide upon calling Azul of all people around here, and he has to do everything in his power to not react in response to it, his smile not twitching at all on his face here when he responds.]

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