SURGE the tenrec (
tenrectricity) wrote in
shellphones2025-05-05 08:18 pm
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Entry tags:
video / please send this beast to your local authorities (us)
Type: Video
Sender ID: tenrectricity (Surge)
To: Public
Subject: Have You Seen This Bum?
Warnings: n/a
Sender ID: tenrectricity (Surge)
To: Public
Subject: Have You Seen This Bum?
Warnings: n/a
[ immediately the viewer will see a green animal on screen, the camera angled up telling that whoever is holding the camera is shorter than her. don't mind that, because she's leaning forward into the screen with a sharktooth grin, then tapping at the recorder with the tip of her gloved finger. ]
Hey, is this working!?
[ in the background is a very low "yes ma'am!".
surge leans back, her ears twitching as she nods to herself. she shifts to the left a bit, then to the right now sure which side is her best side but... she'll figure that out later. ]
Okay, listen up! Your fellow heroes [ self-proclaimed ] are inna crisis! I got a prop...eristion for anyone willing to take on the challenge!
[ from behind the camera, another voice can be heard: ]
Proposition...
Yeah, that! The reward? We'll get to that later! A N Y way! There's this damn menace on the prowl causin' trouble as we speak, and you all need to be on the lookout. He's out there creatin' monsters and trying to put people in peril, but we know his weakness, and we'll get rid of him for ya before he tries to kill ya next.
[ hands on her hips, the tenrec nods to her own words because it makes sense, why wouldn't it? ]
Hand me the... y'know! [ she's holding out her hand towards the camera person, asking for something. ] So I know you're all curious about who this nefarious fiend is. My cool and artistic sidekick has taken it upon himself to draw this cretin.
[ a flap of a sheet of paper now means the camera screen, revealing the culprit. ]

THIS GUY. Bring him to us and we will beat the shit out of him and you never have to deal with his evil again! So, anyone up for the task?
2/2
[ at the realization that surge's expecting him to speak up, kit yelps it as if it's the most urgent thing in the world. then he kind of thinks about why surge trailed off like that, as if she doesn't know his name...
...
more importantly: ]
Um, you could try burning them...
[ that seemed to work. ]
no subject
Surge the Tenrec and Kitsunami, eh? Suppose it's only fair to introduce myself, and you can call me Cid.
But burning them? Is it particularly weak to fire?
1/1
Yeah, totally rememerable name, I can do that.
[ however kit's right, it should definitely succumb to fire. ]
When you put heat on something that's water based, it does all sorts of crazy things. You got anything that can make fire or are you screwed?
[ she's going to lean into the camera as if that makes seeing anything on him easier. ]
no subject
[A light grin.]
Fire won't do much against water, the water will just extinguish it and make steam. However, lightning, or anything electric, can heat up the properties and cause significant damage.
1/2
[ he looks so reluctant to be correcting this, and as if apologetic about it: ]
B-b-but I'm sure Surge could handle them easily now!
2/2
We gave ya a lot to work with, so tell me, big stuff, you up for the task?
[ not everyone can hunt down someone like that hog if he hides in shadows, but he seems... like he's willing.
unless he changes his mind at the last second, there's that too. ]
Scruff him, and burn his little cohorts.
no subject
Very well. This foul creature does sound like quite the challenge, so I'll try and take him on should I find him.
1/1
[ someone's remembered what the point of this whole post was, he can't go out and completely win the battle, that's for surge!! ]
Remember the part where we... me and Drippy... beat the shit out of him?
no subject
Aye, I remember. But it still requires a bit of fighting, eh? That's all I meant.
Just enough to help capture and bring him along.