SURGE the tenrec (
tenrectricity) wrote in
shellphones2025-05-05 08:18 pm
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Entry tags:
video / please send this beast to your local authorities (us)
Type: Video
Sender ID: tenrectricity (Surge)
To: Public
Subject: Have You Seen This Bum?
Warnings: n/a
Sender ID: tenrectricity (Surge)
To: Public
Subject: Have You Seen This Bum?
Warnings: n/a
[ immediately the viewer will see a green animal on screen, the camera angled up telling that whoever is holding the camera is shorter than her. don't mind that, because she's leaning forward into the screen with a sharktooth grin, then tapping at the recorder with the tip of her gloved finger. ]
Hey, is this working!?
[ in the background is a very low "yes ma'am!".
surge leans back, her ears twitching as she nods to herself. she shifts to the left a bit, then to the right now sure which side is her best side but... she'll figure that out later. ]
Okay, listen up! Your fellow heroes [ self-proclaimed ] are inna crisis! I got a prop...eristion for anyone willing to take on the challenge!
[ from behind the camera, another voice can be heard: ]
Proposition...
Yeah, that! The reward? We'll get to that later! A N Y way! There's this damn menace on the prowl causin' trouble as we speak, and you all need to be on the lookout. He's out there creatin' monsters and trying to put people in peril, but we know his weakness, and we'll get rid of him for ya before he tries to kill ya next.
[ hands on her hips, the tenrec nods to her own words because it makes sense, why wouldn't it? ]
Hand me the... y'know! [ she's holding out her hand towards the camera person, asking for something. ] So I know you're all curious about who this nefarious fiend is. My cool and artistic sidekick has taken it upon himself to draw this cretin.
[ a flap of a sheet of paper now means the camera screen, revealing the culprit. ]

THIS GUY. Bring him to us and we will beat the shit out of him and you never have to deal with his evil again! So, anyone up for the task?
no subject
[ why would they be scared of that? ]
But we do need to take down the bad guys, so we'll look for more information now.
[ thanks for your help, hawks. it can be kind of hard to get surge to remember that optics are a thing with heroism—as long as she takes down the bad guy, that's the important part. but they really should tell others that the person they're after is a bad guy first, even if... kit has to do a little manoeuvring to convince them of such. ]
no subject
[ it's been a learning experience, while the guy is right, surge doesn't like to be wrong. it's why she's pointing at the screen one more time. ]
We're gunna get some truth and then you'll see we were SO right about this post.
[ hopefully they can do that, if unable, then they can always look into what's important... the struggles of everyone else. ]
I guess if our paths cross, you'll catch us at our coolest moment ever.
no subject
I'm looking forward to seeing what you can do.
[ Hawks won't stop worrying though, but that's just who he is. ]