Aiutami

[refantasma]

Type: Text
Sender ID: refantasma (Nico di Angelo)
To: judoflipped (Percy Jackson)
Subject: Help
Warnings: Dumb boys

Percy where are you? I need to talk to you.

Comments

[judoflipped]

That's just what they call it besides "The Talk"! I don't get why, either!!

[he's huffing too. they're both Very Mature.]

What, it's not that complicated! Well... [there's a moment where he looks thoughtful and irritated at the same time--] You know what, it's probably better if I don't know.

[refantasma]

[Nico's fifteen, three and half years younger than Percy, so he has that excuse.]

If you have kids, you'll have to give it to them.

[judoflipped]

[Percy wrinkles his nose a bit, and huffs.]

I'll just get Annabeth to do it. She'd be better at it than me, anyway.

[refantasma]

Dude.

[Nico put so much disapproval into that single word.]

[judoflipped]

[wow, he feels judged!!]

... What?

[refantasma]

[That's because he totally is.]

Chicken. And if you have gay kids you're not foisting them off on me to explain it.

[judoflipped]

[guess it's not something all that surprising...]

What?? Why not? Shouldn't I let them talk to someone who could relate to them??

[don't make him do it!!!]

[refantasma]

Because I'm not a teacher. And I'll probably be dead by then.

[judoflipped]

[there's a bit of a pause, and then he frowns.]

What do you mean, you'll be dead by then?

[Nico... !!!]

[refantasma]

[Nico looks over at him, shrugged.]

Just that, I'll probably be dead by then. It's not so bad. Like you pointed out, there's not much difference between being alive and being dead for me.

[A beat]

I'm going to serve Father in death instead of going to one of the afterlives available to us.

[judoflipped]

[........ :|]

Yeah, but still. I know you're a death kid and all that, but don't talk about death like that.

[he's lost too many people.]

You're not going anywhere anytime soon.

[refantasma]

You can't promise me that, Percy. Look, I don't want to die anytime soon, I'm hoping to be at least twenty-one.

And even if I do die before that, it's not like I can't visit. I'll just, you know, dead.

[judoflipped]

Oh, yeah. You definitely gotta be old enough to drink in the States before you die.

[he grins at that, trying to change the topic into... something else.]

Maybe I'll just whisper "I'll see dead people" at you. Like that kid in that one movie.

[.......... so specific.]

[refantasma]

It's so stupid! There's no reason why I shouldn't be able to drink wine at least!

[Narrowed eyes.]

You're such a dork.

[judoflipped]

Right? It's so not fair. Especially since we're demi-gods. There should be an exception to all that, right?

[their priorities...]

And yet, you still talk to me.

[refantasma]

I don't get. Chiron should let is. It's not like we're going to get gonna wild...

Well... maybe some will.

[He side eyes Percy.]

Yeah, well, you're not so bad. For a dork.

[judoflipped]

[he sees that--]

Hey, don't look at me!!

[he shakes his head.]

I'm not going to get wild at all! I'm perfectly responsible.

[.......................... yeah, okay.]

[refantasma]

Uh-huh.

[He gives a careless shrug.]

Well, if you say so.

Anyway. Thanks.