standingonmyneck: (snow)
Daria Morgendorffer ([personal profile] standingonmyneck) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2023-11-22 02:30 pm

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Type: Text

Sender ID: standingonmyneck

Subject: love is real

Warnings: true love incoming (claws and companions quest related)



(Everyone just sees this video on the network.)

real love exists
netherese: (31)

sender id: netherese | text

[personal profile] netherese 2023-11-22 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It's nice that they have someone, isn't it?
netherese: (28)

[personal profile] netherese 2023-11-22 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm amazed they stayed still long enough for you to capture this.
everblooms: (come true)

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[personal profile] everblooms 2023-11-22 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A calico cat is clawing furiously at the device, face sniffing the screen with a level of indignation, as if to question the rats' insistence on escaping capture today. How dare they! Someone isn't a fan of real love, it seems. ]
tilfrosset: ([43])

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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2023-11-22 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jill is now a believer that the video function on these shellphones was the worst invention. No one ever had to witness these shenanigans with parchment and quill.]

Perhaps you should give them some privacy.
yuezun: (pout 5)

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[personal profile] yuezun 2023-11-22 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it not usually frowned on and considered embarrassing to the one watching to remain and watch others being intimate when you walk in on them?

[He had recently (read: before coming to this world) used his limited understanding of that particular social expectation to chase Shangque out of his chambers while being in Orchid's body by challenging the black dragon to stay and watch 'her' make out with 'the moon supreme'.]
tilfrosset: ([22])

[personal profile] tilfrosset 2023-11-23 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I do believe you are in their territory, therefore it is on you to avert your eyes.

And everybody else's eyes.


[Really, did this lady think all and sundry wanted to see this?]
yuezun: (confused: calculations 1)

[personal profile] yuezun 2023-11-23 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[The words she used didn't translate directly as neither existed in his world. Thus:]

Who is Television and The Internet? What do they have to do with watching others being intimate?

[Wait. He did know of a type of person and a place where that might occur.]

Is Television the proprietor of a brothel-ship called The Internet? Are you sending this from a sea-faring brothel?
yuezun: (pout 3)

[personal profile] yuezun 2023-11-23 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
This venerable one is not surprised to learn that.

[brothels did exist and he understood their purpose. even if he had never actually partaken in anything that went on in them, he still understood what they were for. However:]

This venerable one did not gain the impression you would be one of them. Are you advertising their services?

[Still not understanding that the rats aren't like, actual people who are also rats.]
everblooms: (if sweet-talkin' you could make it)

[personal profile] everblooms 2023-11-23 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ Daria has now interrupted Lilyliver's hunting. His eyes go wide, and his body still before he slaps the screen, hard and knocks the phone right over. Daria's always right.

Over the clamor comes a familiar voice: ]
Oh, very funny, Lily. And were there mice in the phone, hm? [ The interior of her cabin, sparse as it is, has a few flowers left out, sitting and waiting to be potted, or perhaps pressed... and the device gets picked up, so Daria gets an eyeful of the florist herself. ]

What's this? Oh, no. It's a Magic 8 Ball. [ She's teasing. ]
tilfrosset: ([20])

[personal profile] tilfrosset 2023-11-23 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Some people are just a little more prim and proper than others. Jill, unfortunately for others, is one of them. Blame those good ol' medieval times.]

They seem more than ready to... be intimate. Seriously so.

[Founder be good, did she just really write that in regards to two rodents?]

I suppose you aren't willing to interrupt them so they don't produce more offspring for the cats to deal with?
Edited (i can type, i swear) 2023-11-23 01:01 (UTC)
yuezun: (pout 6)

[personal profile] yuezun 2023-11-23 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Someone who makes a living documenting sex. This venerable one is aware you are a mortal
everblooms: (brown skin and lemon over ice)

[personal profile] everblooms 2023-11-23 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, yeah she'll play along. ] Ooh, sounds fun. [ With a hum, she considers... ]

Am I gonna get my own flower cart again soon?

[ Since Daria mentioned the flowers. ]
everblooms: (as it picks me up)

[personal profile] everblooms 2023-11-23 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, if I can sell that many flowers. You said they're nice, right? I'll charge three a pop!

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