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[standingonmyneck]

Type: Text

Sender ID: standingonmyneck

Subject: love is real

Warnings: true love incoming (claws and companions quest related)



(Everyone just sees this video on the network.)

real love exists

Comments

[tilfrosset]

I do believe you are in their territory, therefore it is on you to avert your eyes.

And everybody else's eyes.

[Really, did this lady think all and sundry wanted to see this?]

[standingonmyneck]

[Daria didn’t really care about what other people thought. But this was the one time she got bored enough to post something stupid and getting lectured about it just kinda felt silly.]

It’s literally just two rats touching noses. It’s not that serious.

[tilfrosset]

[Some people are just a little more prim and proper than others. Jill, unfortunately for others, is one of them. Blame those good ol' medieval times.]

They seem more than ready to... be intimate. Seriously so.

[Founder be good, did she just really write that in regards to two rodents?]

I suppose you aren't willing to interrupt them so they don't produce more offspring for the cats to deal with?

[standingonmyneck]

Trust me, Bramblesong has made quick work of things. I’m not here to actually make problems, believe it or not.

Besides, I’m not paid to actually document nature at work. That takes a heftier pay for an even nastier job.

[tilfrosset]

Let us all thank Bramblesong for their hard work then. A nice fish should do it.

I would assume one would ask for the highest amount of coin if they did. Especially if they had to document that on a regular basis. Who would blame them?

[standingonmyneck]

She has a grilled mackerel with her name on it.

That's why the nature documentaries make big-ish bucks, I suppose. To each their own. I'd rather watch people being stupid than intimate.

[tilfrosset]

I understand not wanting to witness someone else's intimacy, but you actually enjoy someone acting foolish?

I think I could see that. Jesters does exist for a reason.

[standingonmyneck]

You can't really appreciate the clowns on the outside if you don't for the ones on the inside.

ugh that typo, do vs does, forgive me

[tilfrosset]

Is that a longtime hobby of yours? Appreciating clowns in general?

[She doubts that it is, but Jill asks anyway. Just making conversation.]

[standingonmyneck]

Real clowns? Depends. The last time my parents got a real clown for one of our birthdays (I have a little sister), a whole bunch of four year olds were crying.

I still remember the balloon animal snake he made.

[tilfrosset]

I'm not too familiar with young children, but the ones I have interacted with seem to have the tendency to find things fearful. If someone invited a jester to my birthday celebration, I'd probably cry too.

The what animal snake?