shellphones | video; un: havenofear

Type: Video
Sender ID: havenofear (Amy Rose)
To: Public
Subject: WHO BOUGHT ME A HOUSE!?
Warnings:
Nothing for now!

[ The cheerful image of a carnation pink hedgehog suddenly fills the screens of those who own shellphones, a smile that could light up the sun itself lighting up her face as she addresses her current audience. ]

Hi! My name is Amy Rose, and I've been here for a few months now. I don't want to take up too much of anyone's time, but, I just wanted to thank whoever was kind enough to buy me the cutest little cottage!

[ If one squints, they'll be able to see that she is, in fact, sitting at a small kitchen table in the aforementioned cottage, which is still being decorated given... well. She just moved in. Somehow, she brightens even further. ]

This was the sweetest, kindest thing anyone has ever done for me! I have no idea which one of you did it, but I wish I did so I could give you a proper thank you! I understand if you want to stay anonymous... but that definitely won't stop me from trying to figure out who it is so I can at least thank you in person!

[ Amy's all about a good mystery, too; she's been informed that sometime in the near future at home, she'll have a murder mystery themed birthday party. And this, right here, is a REAL good mystery -- no one even died, so, that's WAY better! Her eyes light up suddenly, as she remembers something else she wanted to say. ]

Oh! That reminds me! Now that I have a real kitchen, if anyone here wants or needs something cooked or baked? I'm your girl! Seriously, it's been MONTHS and I've been dying to cook. So, if you need something done, let me know! Ah, but, I'm deviating... sorry! To wrap things up... whoever bought this place for me? Please don't be a stranger. Given you bought it, you know where I live. And... thank you, so much, from the bottom of my heart.

[ Amy bows politely with gratitude, and after a few moments, the feed cuts. ]

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Why, you're quite welcome for the gesture. After all, we're all from the same world! We should look out for one another~!

[He doesn't know who bought her a house. He, frankly, doesn't care. He just knows that claiming it was his doing would completely ruin her enjoyment of it and he's just that petty.]

[ Amy stares. She stares really, really hard for a long time. On one hand, no. She's not buying that her anonymous gift is from Eggman. On the other hand she can see him doing something like this just to get some kind of rise out of her.

...she squints. ]

You suck at lying. I already checked for your brand of housewarming gifts, and nothing about this particularly points to you.

What makes you think I'd make it that obvious? Granted, I know that I plaster my likeness on every one of my creations, but surely you realize I would know you'd be looking for my usual tricks.

Besides, who says there's a trick? Perhaps I just wanted to use my newfound fortune as an entrepreneur to pay it forward.

Because it's out of character for you to be nice unless there's something in it for you.

[ She squints, feeling a spike of paranoia because... what if it really was him? No, no. Don't think like that, Amy... ]

If it was really you, you'd know the address, right?

Oh surely your discomfort is more than enough to sustain me. If I can't destroy you hapless hedgehogs, I can at least torment and torture you indefinitely.

Gehehehe...as for the address?

[Amy will get a ping on her shellphone. Those coordinates sure look like hers. Do you think Eggman wouldn't be able to track shellphone signals?]

What is it the kids say?

"This you?"

[ AMY DISLIKES THIS GREATLY. Her left eye twitches. ]

There is no way you bought me a whole house. Also, never say that again, it just sounds wrong with your old man voice...

Goodness me, if you'd refuse to entertain the thought, you must truly hate me.

And if you didn't...why, Amy Rose wouldn't turn down such a kind gesture would she?

You're reaching now. I told you, I don't hate you, even if you're weird and super old and smelly.

I absolutely wouldn't. As a matter of fact, your generosity is definitely going to be rewarded~

[ Don't ask how, Eggman, but the look on her face clearly says she has ideas, because she does not believe in a MILLION years you'd do something like this...... ]

[She's free to call his bluff. That momentary hesitation was all he needed. Now he has a fun idea.]

Very well, you've managed to outwit me. Good show, Amy Rose. However, your reaction has, in fact, confirmed to me your address. And before you ask, yes, I'm capable of tracking all of you furry little failures.

Honestly, anyone who thinks these devices can't be tracked or monitored hasn't spent enough time on an online conspiracy forum.

Don't even get me started on the chatter that came up during the Metal Zombie Virus fiasco. That was a rabbit hole I didn't expect.

Not even I'm crazy enough to suggest injecting bleach to fight it...

[ Amy rolls her eyes before she shrugs her shoulders. ]

Eggman, it's not like you haven't known where I lived in the past. Besides, I'm more than prepared for anything you think you can throw my way.

[ Exept for that stupid spam stuff she keeps getting, but... that's a problem for Tails to fix.

...she squints. ]

Yeeeeah, I heard about that fiasco from Espio. I can't believe you went full on horror movie on the planet...

...people were actually talking about injecting bleach? Don't tell me they were also washing their disposable groceries bags and actually groceries in soap and water too...

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