shellphones | video; un: havenofear

Type: Video
Sender ID: havenofear (Amy Rose)
To: Public
Subject: WHO BOUGHT ME A HOUSE!?
Warnings:
Nothing for now!

[ The cheerful image of a carnation pink hedgehog suddenly fills the screens of those who own shellphones, a smile that could light up the sun itself lighting up her face as she addresses her current audience. ]

Hi! My name is Amy Rose, and I've been here for a few months now. I don't want to take up too much of anyone's time, but, I just wanted to thank whoever was kind enough to buy me the cutest little cottage!

[ If one squints, they'll be able to see that she is, in fact, sitting at a small kitchen table in the aforementioned cottage, which is still being decorated given... well. She just moved in. Somehow, she brightens even further. ]

This was the sweetest, kindest thing anyone has ever done for me! I have no idea which one of you did it, but I wish I did so I could give you a proper thank you! I understand if you want to stay anonymous... but that definitely won't stop me from trying to figure out who it is so I can at least thank you in person!

[ Amy's all about a good mystery, too; she's been informed that sometime in the near future at home, she'll have a murder mystery themed birthday party. And this, right here, is a REAL good mystery -- no one even died, so, that's WAY better! Her eyes light up suddenly, as she remembers something else she wanted to say. ]

Oh! That reminds me! Now that I have a real kitchen, if anyone here wants or needs something cooked or baked? I'm your girl! Seriously, it's been MONTHS and I've been dying to cook. So, if you need something done, let me know! Ah, but, I'm deviating... sorry! To wrap things up... whoever bought this place for me? Please don't be a stranger. Given you bought it, you know where I live. And... thank you, so much, from the bottom of my heart.

[ Amy bows politely with gratitude, and after a few moments, the feed cuts. ]

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Hi, Surge! Ah, you know who my friends are. [ She only mentioned Espio because he's the only one who doesn't seem to trigger her. She hums in thought-- truthfully, she didn't think it was Surge, but the confirmation is definitely noted. ]

So, honestly, I was kind of thinking that it was Espio... but if it was, you'd know, right?

[ Her head tilts, and then she sweats. ]

Noooo, give me at least a week before it blows! I need my kitchen time...

[ She knows Surge is kidding! ...well. mostly. Probably. She brightens again. ]

You should come over!

Huh... Nah, there's trouble in paradise as far as I'm concerned.

[ those flimsy friendships seem to be breaking right before her eyes, but that's their issue and not surge's so she doesn't care. with a roll of her eyes, she shrugs to put that friend conversation behind her. ]

Duh, he's on a no lie agreement or whatever.

[ that's what's keeping him afloat unlike some others, but rather than elaborating on whether she knows if he did it ot not: ]

Yeah, 'cause, you dunno who it came from, and it could be made on a burial ground and you're definitely about to be haunted.

[ ...

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ew! ]

Also no.

[ She's not gonna admit or deny anything because it's best not to talk too much about her friends right now. ]

...I didn't think about that.

[ Her gaze slides to the side, as if expecting a plate to come crashing down at any second. ]

Well, if it's haunted, clearly now you have to come over because I definitely need a hero.

[ stirring the pot to bring drama as always, but since amy didn't speak on them then she won't say anything else.

yawning, the tenrec looks off to the side bored as she thinks over what's being requested, and even she finds that jarring. ]

And what? Fight the ghosts???

[ She hums thoughtfully, folding her arms over her chest as she considers. Does she honestly think this place is haunted? No. But Surge is the only other girl from home, and she's still determined to somehow win her over. Somehow. ]

Yes! Uh, not gonna lie though. I'm not really sure how you'd fight a ghost...

I can beat up any ghost, but why should I help you? You're on their burial site, you're the intruder!!

[ why is that kind of funny to her, now she's chuckling and it's one of those very obnoxious laughs like... why didn't amy thing about this!! ]

They'll possess your body then... who knows what you'll do to people!!

Listen, I think we both know that no one's gonna want to possess my body. Anyways, maybe I can make friends with them! There's friendly ghosts out there!

[ Has she MET a friendly ghost? Hell no. But it doesn't mean they don't exist. ]

...wait. Would that make them roommates?

A good ghost is saying you're as good as dead. Duh, the trick you then take over.

[ come on amy.... she has to have seen the movies, even surge hasn't seen the movies, but she knows how this works. ]

What? Nooo, not all ghosts do that! Some just want to get your attention, you know?

[ She says as if she is an expert on paranormal stuff. Do tarot cards count? ]

Wait, aren't demons the things that take people over?

I 'unno! They're all the same to me! All I know is that you're probably living on somethin' haunted and going to die in seven days.

[ not her problem! ]

Better make like a plant and uproot or you're going to be their walkie talkie to the living realm.

[ once again! not her problem! ]

Eh... I can think of worse things.

[ You know, like that shitty island they've been going on dead people dates on! ]

Either way, I'm definitely going to make the most out of this place, haunted or not.

Have fun dyin' and all.

[ rooming with the ghosts, what a crazy way to go out if surge thinks anything of it. now that she's written both her and herself off the offering of the haunted house list, the tenrec gives a wave of a hand. ]

Good luck.

I will, thanks!

[ So much fun! Except now she's thinking of Halloween and does that even exist here? And if it does, what kind of cute shit can she bake-- ]

Thanks, Surge! Have a good day!

You're doing that welcomin' death thing again.

[ which means she's going to snitch to espio that amy is trying to die again. ]

I'm not welcoming death-- I'm not gonna die!

[ STOP NARKING ON HER MOM ]

PEACHES!!!! THAT DAMN PINK HOG IS TRYING TO KILL HERSELF AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEACHES!! SHE SAID SHE'S GOING TO KILL HERSELF AND WRITE OUR NAMES ON THE NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ she doesn't gaf man. ]

DON'T LISTEN TO HER ESPIO, I'M NOT GOING TO KILL MYSELF OR ANYONE, SURGE IS BEING WEIRD!!

[ mutes her. ]

PEOPLE WHO WANNA KILL THEMSELVES ALERT ON MY END OF THE CALL, PEACHES WE HAVE TO CALL MEDICAL HELP FOR HER AND HAVE HER LOCKED UP!! CORSAIR111 OR WHATEVER!!

[ YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE -- ]

[WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING]

Amy! Are you all right?!

[HE HASN'T HAD A CHANCE TO LISTEN TO ALL OF THIS...]

I'm fine, Surge is being crazy, don't listen to her!

Hmm. If you say so...

But know that I am here if you are ever distressed.

Thank you! But I'm not suicidal, tell her to knock that off! She's saying the house is haunted and that I'm going to get killed!

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stealthpun - 2025-08-14 17:44 (UTC) - Expand

heyyourenotsonic - 2025-08-14 17:50 (UTC) - Expand

[ *heh* ]

[ Payback is a bitch, Surge, and Amy's just the bitch to get u back.... just u wait..... ]

Edited 2025-08-14 17:51 (UTC)