shellphones | video; un: havenofear

Type: Video
Sender ID: havenofear (Amy Rose)
To: Public
Subject: WHO BOUGHT ME A HOUSE!?
Warnings:
Nothing for now!

[ The cheerful image of a carnation pink hedgehog suddenly fills the screens of those who own shellphones, a smile that could light up the sun itself lighting up her face as she addresses her current audience. ]

Hi! My name is Amy Rose, and I've been here for a few months now. I don't want to take up too much of anyone's time, but, I just wanted to thank whoever was kind enough to buy me the cutest little cottage!

[ If one squints, they'll be able to see that she is, in fact, sitting at a small kitchen table in the aforementioned cottage, which is still being decorated given... well. She just moved in. Somehow, she brightens even further. ]

This was the sweetest, kindest thing anyone has ever done for me! I have no idea which one of you did it, but I wish I did so I could give you a proper thank you! I understand if you want to stay anonymous... but that definitely won't stop me from trying to figure out who it is so I can at least thank you in person!

[ Amy's all about a good mystery, too; she's been informed that sometime in the near future at home, she'll have a murder mystery themed birthday party. And this, right here, is a REAL good mystery -- no one even died, so, that's WAY better! Her eyes light up suddenly, as she remembers something else she wanted to say. ]

Oh! That reminds me! Now that I have a real kitchen, if anyone here wants or needs something cooked or baked? I'm your girl! Seriously, it's been MONTHS and I've been dying to cook. So, if you need something done, let me know! Ah, but, I'm deviating... sorry! To wrap things up... whoever bought this place for me? Please don't be a stranger. Given you bought it, you know where I live. And... thank you, so much, from the bottom of my heart.

[ Amy bows politely with gratitude, and after a few moments, the feed cuts. ]

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No.

[He's too cool for that are you kidding-]

...but I did have a good, floaty piece of wood close by just in case.

Sonic!

[ She looks HORRIFIED-- ]

What would have happened if the wood drifted away!? You could have been killed!

Hey, it's fine! Really! I've gotten really good at floating! Did you know our spines are hallow? A big nerd told me! It's like a built in flotation device!

...That never helped me before, but! I think that's just because I used to flail around too much.

Sonic.

[ Do you see her expression. Do you. ]

We are getting you a floaty kick board thingy, and you're gonna use it at the very least.

If I was gonna drown, I woulda done it by now! You know how I like to speedrun things!

[Yes, he sees it. And yes, he knows it means She's Right and arguing is pointless.

He's stubbornly silent for a moment though, but eventually he sighs and shrugs in defeat.]

But, if it makes you feel better, I'll start keeping a floaty kick board thingy around.

I know you do.

[ Something something gotta go fast-- ]

Yes. I will personally buy a floaty kick board thingy for you. And floaties.

[ ...the floaties are mostly for her own entertainment tho lbr. ]