shellphones | text; un: laminitis

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blitzø,
stolas

text; un: laminitis

can sum1 teech me how 2 bake in a way that izn't stoopid boring
i hate following direkshuns

followup qwestchun how can i make a cek exsplode w/o akshually hurting sum1

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I don't know if I can help with the baking part, but I am good at reading. Maybe if we tried together? Combine our talents.

u do liek ur wurdz.
u gotta keep me on task 2 tho, this cek is v important

Keeping you on task? Well if its an important cake, it shouldn't be too much of a problem. Unless you distract me...

no sir nut me!!
i hav importaint ceks 2 mek.

Oh but you are, darling. You don't know how adorable you are ♡

For what occasion is this cake for, might I ask?

i choose 2 ignore that stetmint

stol r u being stoopid on purpose or is this a bit

A... bit? What ever do you mean? I assure you I am being very sincere.

oms.

u haf 2 b the smartest idiot in all of hell babe.

it was ur fucking burthday and i can't bake 4 shit so i'm unbeleevably late

You..... remembered when my birthday was?

[~~Stolas was glad this was over text cause he may or may not be on the verge of tears right now.~~]

met u on it, didn't i? wuz kind of speshul.

n idk ur also kind of speshul or sth

so

yea i rememberd.

[Yeah judging from the way this was sent over four separate messages roughly a minute apart, Blitzø is struggling a little with the vulnerability aspect of it, too.]