[closed] my hero academia - cast group chat

[fullgauntlet]

Type: Video, Voice, or Text
Sender ID: fullgauntlet (Izuku Midoriya)
To: Private to Shoto Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugou, Rody Soul
Subject: A group chat.
Warnings: tba.

Plus Ultra!

@fullgauntlet, @heir-conditioned, @callmekacchan, @anhonestsoul

Shoto

@everyone. If they're trying to prove nessie is real, why don't they just unlock the lake?

Katsuki

You don't have to do that every post.

Izuku

But he intended it for everyone??

Rody

You can't make him leave his friends out. :(

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[fullgauntlet]

I've decided that I'm going to try my hand at learning some alchemy. The conservatory has so many different kinds of plants and books on it that I can't stop reading everything I see... [He stayed up until three in the morning. Reading.]

Amazingly, it's something that I can actually learn here.

What do you think? What sort of potions should I make?

Or is this weird?

[callmekacchan]

I think I didn't ask to be in a group chat with you nerds.

[fullgauntlet]

But Kacchan, this is a great way for all of us to stay in touch safely.

[callmekacchan]

You all know how to contact me.
I know how to contact you.
Why do I need to be bombarded with all of you at once?

[fullgauntlet]

Because it's easier if we can message the whole group instead of sending four separate messages? If one of us is in trouble, this will be the easiest way to ask for help.

[To be fair he totally knows Katsuki is going to ignore this group chat a lot...💦]

[callmekacchan]

[...okay. That's. Totally fair actually? Fffff....]

Fine.
But the first one to message stupid shit at 3am is getting blasted.

[fullgauntlet]

[He can be the voice of reason.]

I mean... It's also a fun way to share things with each other, Kacchan. You can check your messages in the morning?

[Sometimes.]

[callmekacchan]

There's nothing fun about waking up to 500 unread messages of nonsense.

[Bakusquad group chat is a hot mess. This is his life. If anything, this group chat might be manageable in comparison... time will tell.]

[heir_conditioned]

[Look at Izuku staying up until 3AM doing something other than answering dumbass questions about catnip quirks.]

You can't stop reading everything you see? Are you sure you're not enchanted? Oh no. Is this one of those chain letters that if he doesn't pass on he's going to have ten years bad luck? Or are his letters enchanted? Is he already too far gone?

@ everyone.

[callmekacchan]

Don't ping everyone, damn you.

[heir_conditioned]

Bakugo. If it were you, I would ping everyone. Midoriya is in serious trouble. He can't stop reading.

Maybe he meant that he can't stop reading? Do you think it's code? That if he stops reading under fifty miles an hour there'll be an explosion? Maybe that's not it either.

[No one let him near classic movies ever again please.]

[callmekacchan]

The only explosion is gonna be me blasting you into the sun.
You're taking it too literally.
He means he's enjoying reading.

[heir_conditioned]

Oh... I guess that could be another reason someone couldn't stop reading. Then we should support him not stopping.

[callmekacchan]

One of these days I'm gonna sit your ass down and teach you common idioms.

[fullgauntlet]

[Shoto 🤝 Izuku staying up until three in the morning for stupid shit.]

I'm just really curious about alchemy, Todoroki-kun!! I'm not enchanted??

At least I don't think so...

[heir_conditioned]

[This is literally why they're friends, totally.]

That's why I'm concerned, even you don't know. If you're reading books on potions there could have been residual potion on the book. Midoriya, you have to be more careful. I support your learning alchemy, I support you learning anything, but safely. Luckily every bit of media I've seen says that things wear off over time.

[And we all know movies and the internet would never lie, mislead or not tell the truth about actions that aren't possible in someone else's world.]

Next time if you'd like, I will go with you, or sit with you at home, and if we both can't stop reading then we'll have our answer.

[fullgauntlet]

Oh... Thanks for your concern! I do think I'm okay, though. Even if I did or didn't drink a potion I'd still want to read up on alchemy and any books that I can find on it.

Call it... passion? Or I guess reading things that interest me is a sort of comfort for me, too. It helps calm me down.

But I'm really okay, I promise. I wouldn't mind the company if you wanted to come to the library next time. :)

[heir_conditioned]

Why aren't you calm? What has you at odds?

[Is the only thing he can glean from the beginning of it. But bet your bottom dollar he's already getting up to go find books on random things he has no idea about. It could be alchemy, it could be chemistry because who knows maybe that's also alchemic. There's chemic after all.

Moreover, hmmm... Be by himself, or go somewhere with Midoriya when next he does. Hmmmmm.............]

Of course, I'll go with you.

[The surprise would be if he said no thank you.]

[fullgauntlet]

[Izuku would be so incredibly touched if Shoto dumped books on him, tbh! Even if they were books that were completely random.]

Oh. Erm. I guess I over worry about a few things here and there?

[He downplays it like usual- but when is Izuku NOT worried or anxious about SOMETHING. Like being thrown into another world while their home waits for or them?? It's a lot of pressure.]

Using distractions like reading sometimes help me think, that's all! But that's great, Todoroki-kun. I can show you the library at the archives the next time I go.

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[anhonestsoul]

Alchemy? Like the whole turning lead to gold thing? You can learn to do that?

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[anhonestsoul]

How fast you think you can learn that? Think you'd be willing to share the wealth with some friends?

[fullgauntlet]

Ahhh... Rody-kun, I don't think it's that kind of alchemy...

[SIR, THEY ARE PALADINS.]

[anhonestsoul]

Why not? It'd be useful for us to have some kind of income to help us with our duties here, right?
And hey, we could always give extra to charity if we make too much?

[THEY'RE PALADINS BUT THEY'RE ALSO FUCKIN BROKE.]

[fullgauntlet]

Charity is a good idea but there are a lot of quests on the board we could do for money...!

I was thinking this would be more like... alchemy to make medicines and things like that?

[anhonestsoul]

[SIIIGH Deku why are you such a goody good.]

Yeah but if we made our own money we wouldn’t have to do all those quests?

Ok fine. Medicine sounds good too. What kind of medicine?