[closed] my hero academia - cast group chat

[fullgauntlet]

Type: Video, Voice, or Text
Sender ID: fullgauntlet (Izuku Midoriya)
To: Private to Shoto Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugou, Rody Soul
Subject: A group chat.
Warnings: tba.

Plus Ultra!

@fullgauntlet, @heir-conditioned, @callmekacchan, @anhonestsoul

Shoto

@everyone. If they're trying to prove nessie is real, why don't they just unlock the lake?

Katsuki

You don't have to do that every post.

Izuku

But he intended it for everyone??

Rody

You can't make him leave his friends out. :(

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Comments

[callmekacchan]

When you see what Todoroki does to vegetables you'll understand.
But you probably know how to cook, right?

[anhonestsoul]

What's it matter what the vegetables look like, if they're edible? Who cares if it's not some michelin star looking thing, you can't exactly go around wasting food.

Uh, yeah? Someone had to cook for Roro and Lala and we couldn't exactly afford to eat out all the time.

[callmekacchan]

That's why he's staying outta the kitchen.
To avoid wasting food.

[Izuku is banned because he challenged Katsuki tho. Unreasonable.

He's not gonna tell Rody he isn't banned. But he's not saying he is banned though?]

[anhonestsoul]

Newsflash, Murder God, not cutting vegetables perfect doesn't automatically mean wasting food.

Hmmm, but that doesn't sound like I'M banned. You really think highly of my cooking skill? I'm honoured!

[callmekacchan]

Banned.

[Flew too close to the sun there, Icarus Rody.]

You're banned now too.

[How is he gonna keep all three of them out of the kitchen?? The answer? He can't. Played yourself, Katsuki. Gg.]

[anhonestsoul]

[Sorry, Rody's having too much fun with this.]

Sorry, veto.

I'm not from Japan, so I get diplomatic immunity from your bans.

[If Bakugou can make bullshit rules, so can Rody.]

[callmekacchan]

The hell do you mean??
None of us are even in Japan right now.
We're not even in the same world.

[anhonestsoul]

You're right! Then by that logic, we'd all have diplomatic immunity!

That means all those bans you dished out? They hold no water here. Such a shame, too.

[callmekacchan]

What kind of insane laws are you trying to enforce here?
Let them step foot in that kitchen outside of cooking lessons before they're unbanned and they can find out what happens.

[Rody. Rody. Buddy. You are not the one who needs to worry about the fallout here. Somewhere, wherever he is, Izuku might potentially be feeling a chill down his spine.]

[anhonestsoul]

Hey, they're on the same level as your rules, aren't they?

Okay, okay, so they need cooking lessons. You gonna teach them, then?

[callmekacchan]

If they don't piss me off.

[Yes. Yes he is.]

[anhonestsoul]

Look at you! Taking the high road and being the good mentor. This generation of heroes is in good hands with you!