Who made this?

[emet_sulk]

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet_sulk (Emet-Selch)
To: Public
Subject: Who made this?
Warnings: Cursed horse

[ It's just a photograph taken of one of this month's bounty targets and presented with nothing more than a simple, terse message: ]



Who made this?

Comments

[makoglow]

You've seen the literal sea horses, right? How do hooves make sense in the water?

[emet_sulk]

Horses can swim, albeit poorly. I agree it isn't the most efficient way but that is why most typically give it an aquatic tail.

[makoglow]

I'm just saying that you're really upset over something weird when this isn't the first weird thing we've seen.

[emet_sulk]

[ Oh, Cloud. Oh, buddy... Okay, he's not wrong, but still. ]

Me witnessing a thousand, thousand different abominations does not make this one any less offensive.

[makoglow]

All because of the arm on the head?

[ Yeah, he's not going to chase after this thing because it's. Weird. ]

[emet_sulk]

Yes. Anything would have been better than a limb.

[makoglow]

Don't say anything. Next time it will be something more ridiculous.