Who made this?

[emet_sulk]

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet_sulk (Emet-Selch)
To: Public
Subject: Who made this?
Warnings: Cursed horse

[ It's just a photograph taken of one of this month's bounty targets and presented with nothing more than a simple, terse message: ]



Who made this?

Comments

[emet_sulk]

How else was I supposed to determine if its arms were surgically attached or not?

[sos_pilot]

please tell me you're not hurt

[emet_sulk]

I healed myself immediately afterwards.

[sos_pilot]

please leave that area and that monstrosity

[emet_sulk]

Bah. I will after I can figure out how to catch it.

[sos_pilot]

WHY

JUST WHY

[emet_sulk]

[ He sighs deeply. ]

My friend wishes to keep it.

[sos_pilot]

TELL THEM NO??? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FRIEND?????

[emet_sulk]

[ What ISN'T wrong with his friend... ]

They were very insistent.

[sos_pilot]

And if your friend wanted to jump off a bridge, would you let them?

[emet_sulk]

Yes, but he would only do it knowing I would jump after and catch him.

[sos_pilot]

That's really sweet and adorable but your friend is actually insane.

[emet_sulk]

I'm glad you agree. Now if you could tell him this in person, it may save me many headaches.

[sos_pilot]

If he's not going to listen to his friend, why would a total stranger like myself work?

[emet_sulk]

He feels entitled to take certain liberties with a friend that he would not dare to with a stranger.

[sos_pilot]

If you say so. I can't promise anything, but I suppose I could try to whack him with a clue by four.

[emet_sulk]

I don't know what that is but you have my permission to do so.