Ulpianus (
encoreinthedeep) wrote in
shellphones2026-01-06 06:24 pm
Entry tags:
Whale Man Tries to Turn Around And Walk Back Into the Rift
Type: Text
Sender ID: encoreinthedeep (Ulpianus)
To: Everyone
Subject: Return
Warnings: None
Requesting all available information on how to return to my own world.
[ He sends this message within ten seconds of receiving his shellphone. ]
Sender ID: encoreinthedeep (Ulpianus)
To: Everyone
Subject: Return
Warnings: None
Requesting all available information on how to return to my own world.
[ He sends this message within ten seconds of receiving his shellphone. ]

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[ ... the man works with this Cid? That's to his advantage. The sooner they meet, the better... ah, and there is another matter to address. ]
I have two more questions. What happens if one dies here, and who is the strongest fighter in this world?
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[Kaveh...pauses. This is a tricky question.]
I'm not sure, as to the first one. I tend to try and avoid brushes with death, I have too much work to do to go and die.
[He hums, thinking about the second question.] It's hard to say exactly--people aren't usually interested in testing their strength on each other unless necessary. But it's probably Emet-Selch. [...] If you're looking to test your strength, he's unlikely to want to.
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I will need to test his strength.
[ As threatening as he makes it sound, it's really just about finding someone who can reliably kill the Seaborn Ulpianus might turn into if things somehow go wrong. ]
But that can wait. Let your Cid know that I want to speak with him.
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[SORRY, EMET-SELCH, THIS ONE'S A YOU PROBLEM AND KAVEH AIN'T TOUCHING IT.]
I will, but he'll probably reach out to you directly instead of through me.
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[ Look he's got that "questions worded as statements" thing you like, Kaveh. ]