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[empyrean_mirror]

Type: Video
Sender ID: paradisaea (Kaveh)
To: so, so public
Subject: important question!!!
Warnings: Alcoholism and the chaos gays probably in the comments somewhere.

[Kaveh is laying at on a couch in his home, sprawled bonelessly across it, and he's clearly flushed. Given he's staring despondently up at the ceiling and not directly at the camera, this is not because he's having a good time.]

Hey...how are you s'posed to convince people y'care about them? [Kaveh laughs a bit, bitterly.] I'm clearly doing it wrong.

Comments

[beshackled]

'Tis exactly as it sounds. The bonding of souls, establishing a connection through which all feelings may be shared, laid bare of all pretense or disguise. Through it, you may know one another as you know yourselves. You become as them. They become as you. And for that moment of time, both are one.

...You're very pink right now. Do you not feel overheated?

[empyrean_mirror]

That sounds like marriage. I'm already married! I'm not interested in marrying other people unless there are more Haithams...ehehehee....

[beshackled]

'Tis a far more intimate act than marriage, though not necessarily a sexual one.

...Your husband is able to make copies of himself?

1/2 hwoops

[empyrean_mirror]

No...[Kaveh sighs in deep disappointment.] Wouldn't that be fun? He could get me from both--

interruptus maximus

[indispensable]

[—annnnnd there's gonna be a hand right over Kaveh's mouth now before his very drunk senior and husband can terrorize the shellphone network further with his fantasies.]

I think that'll be enough for you tonight, senior.

[Just gonna try and pry the Shellphone away from Kaveh's hand now, don't mind him.]