gruffier: (113)
Clive Rosfield. ([personal profile] gruffier) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-02-10 04:00 pm

RE: 02 🔥❄️

Type: Text
Sender ID: gruffier | Clive Rosfield, tilfrosset | Jill Warrick
To: Everyone, open to the public
Subject: A long awaited announcement
Warnings: No warnings, only fluff!


[ An image appears across the shellphones with a simple, yet elegant invitation: ]


title or description



Apologies for the delay. There were... ever the obstacles to overcome.

We would be delighted by your presence. All are welcomed.
empyrean_mirror: (23)

1/2 accidental video lmao

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2026-02-10 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Please excuse the clatter and the shellphone pointing up at the ceiling. Kaveh dropped the phone in excited gay panic. Do you get this weird sense of deja vu?]

Haitham! Haitham get in here, check your phone, come look, hurry--

[After a moment, Mehrak comes into view! She beep boops and makes a ^_^ face before picking up the shellphone and shutting it back off.]
empyrean_mirror: (26)

2/2 text

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2026-02-10 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Mehrak: Kaveh can't answer the phone right now! He will respond as soon as he can! ^_^
Mehrak: Scenario: "Clive and Jill are getting married" has been detected.
Mehrak: Loading message: "Congratulations! Please let me know what I can do to help, it would be my honor!"
Mehrak: "P.S. You are getting a paid honeymoon, Jill. I will go mysteriously deaf if you try to argue it at all."
Mehrak: End of prepared message! ^_^
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[personal profile] garudas 2026-02-10 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[She is just going to go ahead and say what everyone else is thinking:]

It is about fucking time.
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[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-02-10 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)

Congratulations, Jill! Oh my goodness, I'm ever so happy for you!
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[personal profile] haveaflare 2026-02-11 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Truly a cause for celebration. It would be my honor to attend.
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2026-02-11 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Since you came back, if I'm being honest.

I do mean it, though. If you need any help organizing, let me know...I know parties aren't really your thing, so let us take care of the stressful parts.
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[personal profile] ramuhs 2026-02-11 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I wondered if this would ever happen. We also need a book you an appointment at the barber's, it is long overdue.
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for your congratulations, Benedikta.

[Surely this is her way of saying so?]
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Kaveh, please calm down.

Also, I do not need one. Clive and I haven't even planned a honeymoon.
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[personal profile] beshackled 2026-02-11 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations to the both of you on this step in your journey. May it be one of many you share together.

I know naught of wedding customs among those here. Are there any rules of ettiquette to be observed by those who attend?
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Is that a frog? It's quite adorable.

[But no, back to the point of everything!]

Thank you, Zelda. I still have a bit of difficulty believing it's actually happening.
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, Clive and I don't hold fast to many particulars of civility. I suspect it would be hard to expect any while surrounded by pirates, really.

All we ask for is your presence and no taste-testing of the cake before its served.
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
In that case, we shall make sure to seat you at the table for honored guests.

[Probably closest to the bar.]
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
We just wanted to take our time with such life changes, Cid. Plus we didn't want to do anything behind other's backs.

Unlike someone I'm familiar with.


[YEAH YOU, DAD. HOW COULD YOU GO AND ELOPE?]
Edited 2026-02-11 04:03 (UTC)
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[personal profile] garudas 2026-02-11 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Correct.]

Really? Even after that punch I'd laid on you when you returned?

[Not for that reason, but she'd certainly said some things about it after the fact. It might as well have been.]
garudas: (🗡️ 253)

[personal profile] garudas 2026-02-11 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Sure. Let's go with that.]

What finally made him do it?
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[personal profile] haveaflare 2026-02-11 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I have done no more than was necessary, you do me too much honor. I owed you far more than my wings and my presence at this most joyous occasion is truly the least I may do.
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there were some things that were overdue for a discussion.

[Like her desire for an actual ceremony, dress and all, against his disdain for parties.]

But once we talked about it and came to an agreement, everything else fell into place.
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[personal profile] haveaflare 2026-02-11 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh how he's dreamed of a day when he could love in the daylight. Maybe...it's alright to make this request.]

A seating with Joshua will suffice, truly.
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[personal profile] beshackled 2026-02-11 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He should probably look up what a pirate is...]

An easy enough task. I only need not consume anything ere it is offered to me by another.

[He shall be the most wallflowery of wallflowers.]
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[personal profile] eternalhymn 2026-02-11 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Congratulations!

[Harding and Jill have only spoken briefly, but they have friends in common— and a wedding is always a happy occasion.]

I'll have to think of a good gift.
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[personal profile] astudyinviolet 2026-02-11 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations. I am glad you are able to move forward together.

[ And not just because this means the pattern he's been seeing on the shellphone continues to go strong after questioning its validity after Clive left. No, he's truly happy for Jill; she regained Clive and their engagement is still going through, just more delayed than either of them likely expected. ]