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Clive Rosfield. ([personal profile] gruffier) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-02-10 04:00 pm

RE: 02 🔥❄️

Type: Text
Sender ID: gruffier | Clive Rosfield, tilfrosset | Jill Warrick
To: Everyone, open to the public
Subject: A long awaited announcement
Warnings: No warnings, only fluff!


[ An image appears across the shellphones with a simple, yet elegant invitation: ]


title or description



Apologies for the delay. There were... ever the obstacles to overcome.

We would be delighted by your presence. All are welcomed.
empyrean_mirror: (23)

1/2 accidental video lmao

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2026-02-10 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Please excuse the clatter and the shellphone pointing up at the ceiling. Kaveh dropped the phone in excited gay panic. Do you get this weird sense of deja vu?]

Haitham! Haitham get in here, check your phone, come look, hurry--

[After a moment, Mehrak comes into view! She beep boops and makes a ^_^ face before picking up the shellphone and shutting it back off.]
empyrean_mirror: (26)

2/2 text

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2026-02-10 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Mehrak: Kaveh can't answer the phone right now! He will respond as soon as he can! ^_^
Mehrak: Scenario: "Clive and Jill are getting married" has been detected.
Mehrak: Loading message: "Congratulations! Please let me know what I can do to help, it would be my honor!"
Mehrak: "P.S. You are getting a paid honeymoon, Jill. I will go mysteriously deaf if you try to argue it at all."
Mehrak: End of prepared message! ^_^
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[personal profile] garudas 2026-02-10 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[She is just going to go ahead and say what everyone else is thinking:]

It is about fucking time.
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[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-02-10 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)

Congratulations, Jill! Oh my goodness, I'm ever so happy for you!
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[personal profile] haveaflare 2026-02-11 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Truly a cause for celebration. It would be my honor to attend.
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2026-02-11 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Since you came back, if I'm being honest.

I do mean it, though. If you need any help organizing, let me know...I know parties aren't really your thing, so let us take care of the stressful parts.
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[personal profile] ramuhs 2026-02-11 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I wondered if this would ever happen. We also need a book you an appointment at the barber's, it is long overdue.
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for your congratulations, Benedikta.

[Surely this is her way of saying so?]
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Kaveh, please calm down.

Also, I do not need one. Clive and I haven't even planned a honeymoon.
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[personal profile] beshackled 2026-02-11 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations to the both of you on this step in your journey. May it be one of many you share together.

I know naught of wedding customs among those here. Are there any rules of ettiquette to be observed by those who attend?
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Is that a frog? It's quite adorable.

[But no, back to the point of everything!]

Thank you, Zelda. I still have a bit of difficulty believing it's actually happening.
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, Clive and I don't hold fast to many particulars of civility. I suspect it would be hard to expect any while surrounded by pirates, really.

All we ask for is your presence and no taste-testing of the cake before its served.
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
In that case, we shall make sure to seat you at the table for honored guests.

[Probably closest to the bar.]
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
We just wanted to take our time with such life changes, Cid. Plus we didn't want to do anything behind other's backs.

Unlike someone I'm familiar with.


[YEAH YOU, DAD. HOW COULD YOU GO AND ELOPE?]
Edited 2026-02-11 04:03 (UTC)
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[personal profile] garudas 2026-02-11 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Correct.]

Really? Even after that punch I'd laid on you when you returned?

[Not for that reason, but she'd certainly said some things about it after the fact. It might as well have been.]
garudas: (🗡️ 253)

[personal profile] garudas 2026-02-11 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Sure. Let's go with that.]

What finally made him do it?
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[personal profile] haveaflare 2026-02-11 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I have done no more than was necessary, you do me too much honor. I owed you far more than my wings and my presence at this most joyous occasion is truly the least I may do.
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[personal profile] tilfrosset 2026-02-11 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there were some things that were overdue for a discussion.

[Like her desire for an actual ceremony, dress and all, against his disdain for parties.]

But once we talked about it and came to an agreement, everything else fell into place.
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[personal profile] haveaflare 2026-02-11 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh how he's dreamed of a day when he could love in the daylight. Maybe...it's alright to make this request.]

A seating with Joshua will suffice, truly.
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[personal profile] beshackled 2026-02-11 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He should probably look up what a pirate is...]

An easy enough task. I only need not consume anything ere it is offered to me by another.

[He shall be the most wallflowery of wallflowers.]

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