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Jester Lavorre ([personal profile] lilsapphire) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-04-09 01:22 pm

🌸 First Trick | A Tiny Inquiry

Type: Video
Sender ID: lilsapphire | Jester Lavorre
To: Open to all!
Subject: A Godly Reminder
Warnings: N/A

Sooooo, like, what does everyone do for fun around here?

[ The video pans to Jester who is lying on her stomach, presumably in an inn's bedroom. Her hands are propped against her cheeks and bare feet are swaying behind her, giving a nonchalant impression as she continues. ]

Also don't you think it's weird we're technically suppose to be "pirates" or something- armada this that I don't know- but no one really talks like... pirate-y around here? Sure some people do, but where is your emersion!?

Oh! Maybe we should hold a contest or something for whoever can talk the best. I'll even make the prize!

She'll pan the camera over to her sketchbook. [ It's filled the brim with different doodles she's completed throughout the day. There's one of a ship, her in a pirate costume, and is that a... dog with an eyepatch? ]

Anyway, what I really wanted to ask was... y'know, if there a god around here that we can talk to? This place is super cool and stuff but I was actually doing some really important shit back home and traveling to another plane was not on my list of things to do that day.

Jester puffs out her cheeks before releasing a loud huff of air— Ahaha! Whoa! I am so not going to get use to that.

I mean, I would speak to my god about it but none of my messages are going through. [ She stops for a half a beat before correcting: ] He's super busy right now, though! Y'know, doing a bunch of god things. So believe me, I would ask him if I could, but maybe there's god who knows stuff around here, ya?

Just lemme know if you knooow! Thanks!
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[personal profile] gunbreaker 2026-04-15 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really think people want to act like pirates, despite not being actually real pirates?

[They're all kidnapped, Jester.]

I'm sure the closest thing you're going to get to talking to a god around here is talking to the giant turtle.
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[personal profile] gunbreaker 2026-04-15 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[.................... He's not changing to videochat.]

You can see what I'm typing, can't you. You don't need to see my face.
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[personal profile] gunbreaker 2026-04-19 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jester...]

I don't feel like it.
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[personal profile] gunbreaker 2026-04-23 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Who said I wanted to hang out?

[Listen, he's kind of a jerk. But she reminds him of someone he knows and its kind of terrifying.]

I thought you were wondering about the giant turtle.
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[personal profile] gunbreaker 2026-04-30 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[She will have to wait for a response for a few moments... He's thinking.]

Have you seen much of the turtle yet?

[Is he considering hanging out with her?? ... Only if turtle research is involved.]