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Type: Video
Sender ID: dedoink (Grog Strongjaw)
To: general public
Subject: Grog is bored at the festival
Warnings: discussions of violence, will update as necessary

[ Grog thinks he's got the hang of this Shellphone thing by now. Keyleth helped him figure it out, probably. So, when he's wandering around Port Hope at the Festival of the Whales, and he starts to get bored of just stuffing his face with as much delicious seafood as he can, he decides to get his Shellphone out and properly introduce himself to the public. ]

Alright. So, this festival's nice an' all, but I could do with a little more action. I say we set up a bit of a contest. A test o' strength, of sorts. If you think you can beat me in a wrestlin' match, come and put it to the test. Anyone who can beat me, I'll give ya...

[ He pauses. He just got here, so he doesn't actually have much to offer by way of prize money. ]

Uh... I'll owe anyone who can beat me a favor, how 'bout that?

[ Yeah. That'll do. Surely no one will take advantage of how open-ended the promise of "a favor" is, right? ]

Come an' give it a shot. I'll be waiting.

Comments

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That sounds pretty incon... inconbeen... incombini...

[ Ok, nope. Giving up on that word. ]

Sounds like it must suck to be on a boat an not be able to swim.

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Inconvenient? Yes. It is. But luckily, others on my crew can swim. So if something does happen and I fall overboard, they can help.

[Don't hurt yourself, Grog! He knows what you were trying to say. He thinks. It's fine! You tried, buddy!]

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Is that on your crew here, or back home?

[ Does he have to be worried about a very drownable little deer guy? ]

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Both. Garrus can't swim either, here on my crew with Zelda and all. But the rest are fine. There's others back home that can't swim, but there's always some of us that can. I have a little paddling pool I've used on the beach here and when it's been really hot.

[He is used to being mindful around water. But it is true that even here, he has to be careful.]

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That's good. It's always good to know you've got folks watchin' yer back.

[ Grog is suddenly becoming intensely aware that the people he usually relies upon to watch his back-- and the people whose backs he pledges himself to watch-- are, for the most part, not here. ]

[reindered]

Of course! Everyone needs someone! Even if I don't have the Straw Hats here, I have other friends I've made! And I'm sure you will, too! Just. Try not to hurt anyone or get too hurt yourself before I get there.

[Please. He has enough work with Darin around as it is. Still, the camera is moving as he shifts, walking along to find the big guy. Probably from a rather low vantage point, but still. He's only toddler sized in this Brain Point form.]