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shellphones2026-05-11 06:46 pm
dedoink) wrote in shellphones2026-05-11 06:46 pm
Entry tags:
video; +1 angry himbo
Type: Video
Sender ID: dedoink (Grog Strongjaw)
To: general public
Subject: Grog is bored at the festival
Warnings: discussions of violence, will update as necessary
[ Grog thinks he's got the hang of this Shellphone thing by now. Keyleth helped him figure it out, probably. So, when he's wandering around Port Hope at the Festival of the Whales, and he starts to get bored of just stuffing his face with as much delicious seafood as he can, he decides to get his Shellphone out and properly introduce himself to the public. ]
Alright. So, this festival's nice an' all, but I could do with a little more action. I say we set up a bit of a contest. A test o' strength, of sorts. If you think you can beat me in a wrestlin' match, come and put it to the test. Anyone who can beat me, I'll give ya...
[ He pauses. He just got here, so he doesn't actually have much to offer by way of prize money. ]
Uh... I'll owe anyone who can beat me a favor, how 'bout that?
[ Yeah. That'll do. Surely no one will take advantage of how open-ended the promise of "a favor" is, right? ]
Come an' give it a shot. I'll be waiting.
Sender ID: dedoink (Grog Strongjaw)
To: general public
Subject: Grog is bored at the festival
Warnings: discussions of violence, will update as necessary
[ Grog thinks he's got the hang of this Shellphone thing by now. Keyleth helped him figure it out, probably. So, when he's wandering around Port Hope at the Festival of the Whales, and he starts to get bored of just stuffing his face with as much delicious seafood as he can, he decides to get his Shellphone out and properly introduce himself to the public. ]
Alright. So, this festival's nice an' all, but I could do with a little more action. I say we set up a bit of a contest. A test o' strength, of sorts. If you think you can beat me in a wrestlin' match, come and put it to the test. Anyone who can beat me, I'll give ya...
[ He pauses. He just got here, so he doesn't actually have much to offer by way of prize money. ]
Uh... I'll owe anyone who can beat me a favor, how 'bout that?
[ Yeah. That'll do. Surely no one will take advantage of how open-ended the promise of "a favor" is, right? ]
Come an' give it a shot. I'll be waiting.
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[It's on the tip of his tongue. He's sure he's heard kids eating at his restaurant talking about it before.]
Well good luck with that. I was gonna say, you get no takers, I could try wrestling with you, but I'd need to get lucky to win.
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