Looking for Crew (in all the wrong places)

[touchofcashmere]

Type: video
Sender ID: GentlemanPirate
To: Public
Subject: Crew!
Warnings: Stede

[the video is blurry and out of focus and cuts off the top half his face so only his nose and mouth and chin are in view. He's also speaking very loud because he has no idea how this works and volume can't hurt]

Hi all!

My name is Stede Bonnet, Gentleman Pirate. I'm sure some of you may know me, but if you don't you soon will! I'm currently looking for crew to sail together and have many adventures while we're here. Duties include looking after one another, talking it through, mending experience a plus but not necessary and someone to take notes. If you're interested, or know me! Please reply as soon as you can.


Also if anyone has seen Blackbeard or a tall man named Ed with long salt and pepper hair that is incredibly handsome and charming and probably the most amazing man I've ever known, please let me know.

And...if you're here, Ed, if you can hear me... [his voice breaks and he clears his throat] I've got some things to say to you as well. Starting with... I'm sorry.

Comments

video

[touchofcashmere]

Well that's what I want to know.

So far, no luck. Do you have some sort of problem with him?

[triple]

Yeah, he's an asshole. If he's here, he's going to meet with my swords.

[touchofcashmere]

Well, here or not, if you want him you'll have to get through me first. And I'm not to be trifled with.

[Ed has had quite enough with people trying to kill him]

[triple]

( oh, to be zoro and not realize more than one person can be named blackbeard )

Sure, I'll take you, too.

[touchofcashmere]

[Oh to be Stede and not realize the same]

You can try! But I was trained by the best! And the second best! I'm not easily taken down!

[triple]

( i truly am sorry for immediate hostility )

Alright, but don't think about backing down.

[touchofcashmere]

[<3]

I won't! In fact I might just come on harder!

[triple]

Then come. Show me what you're made of.

[touchofcashmere]

I'm not entirely sure where you are. And since you issued the challenge, it's only right and fair you should come to me.