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[empyrean_mirror]

Type: Video
Sender ID: paridisaea(Kaveh )
To: Public
Subject: !!!
Warnings: N/A for now

[The video feed opens on an empty-ish room. While the room is empty, it does have an absolutely gorgeous view of the waters off Eltrut through the glorious bay windows.]

Isn't that lovely? It'll make a wonderful reading nook, I think.

[Kaveh will turn the camera back to himself, with a bright smile.] This place will need some work, but when I saw that view, I thought it'd be worth it. Obviously, we're still getting stuff put together, so it's not really good for guests yet, but once we have things ready and some chairs that don't wobble, it'd be nice to celebrate with a little get-together, what do you all think?

[...For reasons that shall remain Alhaitham, in the back of the shot, on one of the counters, is a...statue? of what might be an attempt at a fish? It will stare into your soul. Don't worry about it.]

Comments

[activatingcombatmode]

[two bros sharing a room five feet apart because they're not gay?]

Yeah? You should probably yell that louder.

[empyrean_mirror]

[Just because he's gay doesn't mean he's dating his extremely attractive roommate, Zack!]

I don't--

[Just burying his face in his hands and making a long whining sound.]

Archons, did everyone hear it?

[activatingcombatmode]

Pretty sure whoever was scrolling through, yeah.

[Poor guy, Zack feels bad. But. He does spy the jacked feeble scholar in the background there.]

Look, it's not bad to share a room with a guy you like. What's the big deal?

[empyrean_mirror]

[Oh Kaveh just went beet red and choked on his own tongue. He's actually coughing. he might die.

Zack you can't just say that. Zack!!]

[indispensable]

[Alhaitham casually glancing over his book in the background now to watch Kaveh with an obvious tinge of amusement. He'd say something here, but. Kaveh did tell him to not speak, and so he will continue to comply with that until told otherwise.]

[activatingcombatmode]

[Luckily Zack isn't really the type of guy to egg on (this kind of) teasing so he won't give Kaveh a harder time. Unlike some red-headed cats.]

You'll figure it out, man. I believe in you.

[Get that jacked feeble scholar. He's cool.]

[empyrean_mirror]

I--thanks...?

[How do you even RESPOND to something like this.]