video; what's up with those dragons?

[pinksidekicking]

Type: Video
Sender ID: pinksidekicking (Nimona)
To: General Public
Subject: Dragons
Warnings: Only maybe spoilers for Nimona movie

[ Please do not adjust your screens, there is, in fact, a pink gorilla appearing on the network. One who opens their mouth and a somewhat feminine voice comes out of. ]

You know, there are a lot of awesome things about this place. You can have a crew, no one's trying to kill you just because of being different, all the new foods, getting to explore the world, having ample opportunity to use fish and sea puns... breaking things sometimes. [ The gorilla is counting on their fingers. ]

Really, I could go on and on about why I love this world. [ It sounds like there's a- ]

But! You know what really gets me? We can't adopt dragons! Sure, they say "dragons can't be tamed", or "they're just too wild". [ Cue the quotation marks and the eye roll. ] But all I want in this life is a tiny pink mini-me dragon. Who better to try and be a dragon parent than someone who's also a dragon? At least a dragon on occasion.

Come on, you can't keep placing dragons in front of me and expect me to not want to adopt one of my very own! I am literally made to be a dragon parent, watch this!

[ The gorilla is setting up the phone to stand on its own, then steps back several feet before... with a little sparkle of pink magic - turns into a semi-large, equally pink dragon. It's holding out front arms like "ta-dah"! ]

Dragon parent Nimona!

Comments

voice; don't come after his kid

[makoglow]

Are you saying that you'd be a better choice?

Voice

[yuezun]

If this venerable one had intended to say that this venerable one was a better choice, this venerable one would have said it.

[that she was not his first choice or who he'd recommend did not mean he wanted that kind of responsibility. The warrior cat was difficult it enough to attempt to train. He certainly didn't need a baby dragon being the kind of handful baby dragons were.]

That said...

However, this venerable one has experience with dragons.

[a dragon, anyway]

[makoglow]

Sometimes it's not what you say, but what you're not saying at the same time.

[ So leave his kid alone. ]

Doesn't matter if you have experience with dragons or not since this world is different rom all of ours.

[yuezun]

If you put words that are unsaid into this venerable one's mouth, it is you who are saying something, not this venerable one. Do not presume you are capable of speaking on this venerable one's behalf or knowing his thoughts.

[Rude, Cloud. Rude.]

This venerable one has experience with dragons of this world as well.

[He hadn't actually been thinking of Shangque, but rather the little pink dragon that decided his crown made an excellent bed because of how warm Daqiang was in general. He'd managed to get it to Nogard, but he'd had to deal with it being a pest that clung to his head and neck the whole time.]