video; what's up with those dragons?

[pinksidekicking]

Type: Video
Sender ID: pinksidekicking (Nimona)
To: General Public
Subject: Dragons
Warnings: Only maybe spoilers for Nimona movie

[ Please do not adjust your screens, there is, in fact, a pink gorilla appearing on the network. One who opens their mouth and a somewhat feminine voice comes out of. ]

You know, there are a lot of awesome things about this place. You can have a crew, no one's trying to kill you just because of being different, all the new foods, getting to explore the world, having ample opportunity to use fish and sea puns... breaking things sometimes. [ The gorilla is counting on their fingers. ]

Really, I could go on and on about why I love this world. [ It sounds like there's a- ]

But! You know what really gets me? We can't adopt dragons! Sure, they say "dragons can't be tamed", or "they're just too wild". [ Cue the quotation marks and the eye roll. ] But all I want in this life is a tiny pink mini-me dragon. Who better to try and be a dragon parent than someone who's also a dragon? At least a dragon on occasion.

Come on, you can't keep placing dragons in front of me and expect me to not want to adopt one of my very own! I am literally made to be a dragon parent, watch this!

[ The gorilla is setting up the phone to stand on its own, then steps back several feet before... with a little sparkle of pink magic - turns into a semi-large, equally pink dragon. It's holding out front arms like "ta-dah"! ]

Dragon parent Nimona!

Comments

[pinksidekicking]

It's such a shame that it happens, but I don't blame those people, they've just been raised to believe that individuals like me are monsters. A belief born of fear.

[ How does she find these people who just... roll with her trolling so well that she feels a little bad for harassing them? ]

I suppose that's true, it has helped me in the past. Just recently, I tried to help someone bring down a person who had the queen killed, then framed someone else just because he was a commoner trying to become a warrior for the crown.

[deltastrike]

Fear and prejudice are effective forces at gripping the wills of the small-minded. You are magnanimous to pardon them. Why, without your efforts to the contrary, the public could easily have been led to believe such a falsehood!

[pinksidekicking]

It's true, I get small-minded questions all the time. Well, I sort of got pulled here during the whole mess, we exposed her lie, but she came back with more. The people are more willing to believe her after a thousand years of all the "good work" her and people like her have done.

[ A sigh. ]

As far as I know, he and I are still number one and two of the wanted criminals.