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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-03-01 08:54 am

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TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE



There have been a lot of riftfarers arriving lately. It seems like there have been more arriving than usual. So many different kinds of people from different kinds of worlds with stories to tell and experiences to give.

A little game has appeared on the shellphone network in hopes of getting to know just a little more about these otherworlders. You might find it on your shellphone as you’re scrolling through one day.

Tell the world two truths and one lie about yourself. And let others try and decipher which of the three is your lie. If they can guess right, perhaps you’ve been able to make a new acquaintance. Or in the least learn more about someone from another walk of life.

empyrean_mirror: (3)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-03-02 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
if 1 isn't a lie you are no longer allowed within 10 feet of my kitchen.
catsgothistongue: (Hmphs in bitch!)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-03-02 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[WOW. Do you have that little faith in him architect dad?]

I wouldn't have offered to grill for your housewarming party if I didn't know how to cook.
empyrean_mirror: (18)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-03-02 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
I know, Ranma, I am teasing you.

[also because the other two horrify him a little bit.]
catsgothistongue: (Grumpy)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-03-02 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Har har har. You got it, I'm a great cook. Self-taught too. Though if you think about asking me for anything to eat now, that ship's sailed buddy.

[What's so horrifying about a small barely-able-to-walk-talk-and-read toddler doing martial arts?]
empyrean_mirror: (34)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-03-02 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm the one who does all the cooking at home, so really it's the one constantly complaining I don't add enough spice who'd have to ask you anyway.

How far is China from Japan?
catsgothistongue: (Speak)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-03-02 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
... The suitcase can eat?

I dunno, about couple thousand miles by boat? Don't know how far it is by swimming, just really far.


[Because that's comforting, right?]
empyrean_mirror: (18)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-03-02 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Alhaitham, Ranma.

....why did you swim a couple thousand miles?
catsgothistongue: (Messy)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-03-02 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Who?

Pop said it'd be 'good for my training'. I still say he just was being cheap and didn't want to buy a boat ticket.
empyrean_mirror: (52)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-03-02 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
your father did what
catsgothistongue: (Innocent)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-03-02 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Decided the best idea was to swim the entire sea to make it to China?

[He doesn't see the issue here.]
empyrean_mirror: (40)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-03-02 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
that's awful

you could have drowned?
catsgothistongue: (Laugh)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-03-02 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't that bad. I know how to swim, and have been swimming since I was around twoish? [Again, not getting Kaveh's point here.] Granted, the waves did get a bit rough, but you know what they say about what doesn't kill you. It only makes you stronger!
empyrean_mirror: (36)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-03-02 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
...in most cases, medically speaking, it leaves long-lasting scars and damage that may never recover.

ranma, the job of a parent is to protect their child, not strengthen them like that.
catsgothistongue: (Spatula)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-03-02 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Not to a martial artist, it doesn't!

I guess, but my old man's a martial artist too and the guy who taught me a lot I knew about martial arts growing up. He just didn't want me to be soft and get me up to snuff in martial arts. I wouldn't be as good as I am without him, even if he's a greedy lazy moron at times.
empyrean_mirror: (38)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-03-02 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
..and what would have been so wrong about letting a child be soft? That is their natural state of being.

[His heart hurts deeply, to hear something like this. It's worse, to see that ranma clearly doesn't understand what happened to him.]
catsgothistongue: (Casual)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-03-02 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Not if you want that child to carry on your school's legacy of 'Anything Goes'. Like my old man. Plus if I was soft, I'd have died like a million times over out in the wild!
empyrean_mirror: (16)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-03-02 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
WHY WERE YOU IN THE WILDS?
catsgothistongue: (Behind me?)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-03-02 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Me and Pop were traveling the world while he was training me?

[Did he say something wrong?]
empyrean_mirror: (19)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-03-02 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ you said so many things wrong, ranma. ]

why was it more important for him to train you than to let you be a kid?
catsgothistongue: (Hmphs in bitch!)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-03-02 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Because he wanted a son to carry on his legacy and continue to the school branch of Anything Goes, whatever it took, even if he's a lazy idiotic jackass half the time.
empyrean_mirror: (39)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-03-02 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
...

ranma, when I followed in my mother's footsteps to become an architect, it was because I saw what she did and loved it, and she taught me how to do it because I loved it, not because she wanted me to carry on the same way she did just because I am her son.

I think carrying on the school would be beautiful and noble. But it should be your choice, not his.
catsgothistongue: (-_-)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-03-02 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[...

That... gave him a little pause, unsure what to say for a few minutes.]


Maybe. Don't get it wrong though. My old man's a lot of things, and gets me in all sorts of trouble and dealings and other bullcrap just to get what he wants. But if I didn't want to some day teach a dojo, I woulda left a long time ago if I could.
empyrean_mirror: (38)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-03-02 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[there's a little ... window like kaveh is typing for several minutes. but all that actually sends is this:]

alright.
catsgothistongue: (Gloom)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2024-03-02 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Likewise, there's a window of nothing but '...' buffering, but after a while, it just stops with no response.]