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[hyperviolence]

Type: text / image / video
Sender ID: hyperviolence (Gojo Satoru)
To: public
Subject: this is not a holiday, Satoru!
Warnings: possibly language, tbd

[snapshots of Gojo with little crabs, little crabs and Toge, Toge's pinched red hands and little crabs, Gojo and Toge, little crabs, a rock no crabs, crabs on Gojo's sunglasses, the sky, the sea, indistinguishable foliage, enraged face of a paladin, bruised face of said paladin, Gojo's grinning face.]

Look at my cute student! I'm recruiting these little crabs.

[video of Gojo's face, with his bandage covering only one eye.]

Oi, I'm looking for a grumpy skinny man of Russian descent, I believe. Fyoho Doshshishs something. If you see this, ring me up or reply here or send an express borscht. Ta!

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[fatalism]

[ there is the grumpiest, most irritated looking russian face on the camera. he's somewhere where there is little light because...of course he is. ]

Dostoevsky. What do you want?

[ any borscht gojo may or may not get in future will be laced with poison. ]

i'm not getting notifs for this :|

[hyperviolence]

There you are! That's what I said.

[look at that annoyingly pleased face.]

You just disappeared after the tattoo. I thought I'd hallucinated you.

how dare notifs get in our way :|

[fatalism]

You mean you wished you hallucinated me, but I am very sorry to inform you that no. I am very much still here.

[ oh my god why is this man making all of fyodor's carefully cultivated patience go out the window ]

No bruises on your face, I take it you've learned to control your tongue a little?

[hyperviolence]

Why would I wish that? You're my little tattoo buddy now, aren't you? I'm sure the Ocotopus will be happy to see us again.

Not at all. Just the little wonders of the tattoo. Where did you run off to anyway?

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[fatalism]

[ ugh don't remind him, he wants to jab you with a knife, gojo!!! ]

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[fatalism]

didn't he put a sign saying we're not allowed back in?

[ ok so maybe fyodor had gone back or tried to go change his tattoo ]

if this is the sense of humor of the inhabitants of this world, it leaves much to be desired.

nowhere in particular. where did you run off to?