text / image/ video; wings of feathers, tails, and fin tips

[hyperviolence]

Type: text / image / video
Sender ID: hyperviolence (Gojo Satoru)
To: public
Subject: this is not a holiday, Satoru!
Warnings: possibly language, tbd

[snapshots of Gojo with little crabs, little crabs and Toge, Toge's pinched red hands and little crabs, Gojo and Toge, little crabs, a rock no crabs, crabs on Gojo's sunglasses, the sky, the sea, indistinguishable foliage, enraged face of a paladin, bruised face of said paladin, Gojo's grinning face.]

Look at my cute student! I'm recruiting these little crabs.

[video of Gojo's face, with his bandage covering only one eye.]

Oi, I'm looking for a grumpy skinny man of Russian descent, I believe. Fyoho Doshshishs something. If you see this, ring me up or reply here or send an express borscht. Ta!

Comments

[hyperviolence]

We don't get enough fun moments like this back home.
Might as well make the most of it here.

[cursedwords]

I solemnly swear I haven't done homework in months.
Especially not since coming here. [ Ha. That's Kusakabe's problem now. ]
You're right about that though, no curses I've had nothing but time to hang out and do what I want.

[hyperviolence]

You little rascal, you'll make Kusakabe-san bitch even more.

Have you been to the beach?
I want to lie on a beach somewhere nice.

[cursedwords]

I'm not failing, it's fine. [ Is it though?? ]

I've been on a beach. Hunting bounties and things like that.
I was with another crew before and I was working as the only cook so I was really busy.

[hyperviolence]

[ not failing is better than failing, and better is always good! (who let this man become a teacher? who??) ]

Was it a nice beach?
It doesn't have to be Okinawa pretty.
Though if you know of one that is, please do share.
Or come with.

[cursedwords]

[ His academic prowess isn't very high, but frankly it doesn't have to be. As long as he accomplishes what the Elders want they're not actually going to fail him anyway. ]

I guess so? I didn't really spend time on the beach. We got into a boat and went out.
I don't really swim. Almost drowned the other day when I messed up my training and got knocked overboard. [ Ranma yeeted him off the deck. ]
I'll let you know if I hear anything.

[hyperviolence]

[ academia doesn't rank very high, it's true. since Toge isn't planning on running away like Nanami way back when, it doesn't matter that much, either. ]

Toge, Toge, you don't swim?
That's a very tragic oversight!

[cursedwords]

[ Like he could. ]

No? It's never come up before.
I'm sure I could if I learned how to do it. It's just a sport. I'm good at that.