text / image/ video; wings of feathers, tails, and fin tips

[hyperviolence]

Type: text / image / video
Sender ID: hyperviolence (Gojo Satoru)
To: public
Subject: this is not a holiday, Satoru!
Warnings: possibly language, tbd

[snapshots of Gojo with little crabs, little crabs and Toge, Toge's pinched red hands and little crabs, Gojo and Toge, little crabs, a rock no crabs, crabs on Gojo's sunglasses, the sky, the sea, indistinguishable foliage, enraged face of a paladin, bruised face of said paladin, Gojo's grinning face.]

Look at my cute student! I'm recruiting these little crabs.

[video of Gojo's face, with his bandage covering only one eye.]

Oi, I'm looking for a grumpy skinny man of Russian descent, I believe. Fyoho Doshshishs something. If you see this, ring me up or reply here or send an express borscht. Ta!

Comments

[hyperviolence]

That's cute and very practical.
But I think they'd learn that themselves growing up eventually.

I was thinking they could band together and form a giant crab.

[scooba]

But wouldn't it be heavy? Especially when they need to defend themselves against enemies too.

[Look, he's just thinking logically here!]

[hyperviolence]

[ ............ ]

In case of enemy, they'd scatter and run.
I'm talking play and fun here actually and not sending them into their deaths by giving them any hard missions.

[scooba]

Oh.

...

Then perhaps teach them how to play a little nicer?