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Alhaitham ([personal profile] indispensable) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-04-02 08:20 pm

text; an important survey

Type: Text
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public. So, so public.
Subject: A Survey on Romantic Relationships
Warnings: Potential discussions about sex? I guess?? But mostly this is just Alhaitham being the most obliviously shameless man alive.

This is Alhaitham.

I have a survey that I would like people to fill. There are no restrictions or stipulations to the nature of the responder. The only request is for you to be honest when filling it up.

1) Are you currently in a romantic relationship or have been in one? (yes/no)
2) If yes, does your current or previous relationship involve sex? (yes/no)
3) List down 5 to 10 words that describe what your significant other (past or present) makes you feel.
4) What is your main priority when you are with your significant other (past or present)?
5) How do you measure or recognize your feelings as love? What separates them infatuation or sexual attraction? Describe in 100 words or less.

You are free to leave your answers in this post or direct them to my inbox. I will be following up on whatever answers I feel are necessary.

Thank you for your time.


[OOC: ICly, this network post comes up about five minutes after the one Kaveh makes.]
legendofthelion: (☀︎ 016)

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[personal profile] legendofthelion 2024-04-02 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Interested in other people's love lives?
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[personal profile] legendofthelion 2024-04-02 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah you probably don't want to get into anything personal on these things, right?

[Since they're so public, Alhaitham. Ahem ahem.]

So where do you hang out normally?
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[personal profile] legendofthelion 2024-04-02 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know where Kaveh's house is
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[personal profile] legendofthelion 2024-04-02 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's none the wiser what this means.]

How about I come help you sort through your surveys in a few hours?

I don't think you're gonna find the answer you're looking for from just that.
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1/2

[personal profile] legendofthelion 2024-04-04 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
sure

And here's your survey

1. yes
2. yes
3. Happy, pretty, excited, relaxed, supported
4. Have a good time? Usually we were out to have a bit of fun.
5. I don't really have experience with anything serious, but I think the big thing has gotta be the intensity. Like when you realize you can't live without them, that's way beyond being infatuated.
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2/2 -> action

[personal profile] legendofthelion 2024-04-04 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Anyway, in a few hours there's an enthusiastic knock at Alhaitham's door.] Heeey! You in?
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[personal profile] legendofthelion 2024-04-05 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Said I would be. [Dehya steps in, surveying the living room before turning back to Alhaitham with her hands on her hips.] Where's Kaveh?
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[personal profile] legendofthelion 2024-04-05 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Right, she saw that notif pop up too. Though that kind of academic stuff is really out of her wheelhouse... he's probably got other people helping.]

Nah. Actually, I think this is a conversation for just you and me.

[Ominous.]
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[personal profile] legendofthelion 2024-04-06 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Dehya slides into the chair across from Alhaitham. She leans forward, resting her chin on her hand as she stares him down.] So, got anything useful from your little survey yet?
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[personal profile] legendofthelion 2024-04-07 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. [Answers she's not going to read herself. But before she gets to asking Alhaitham which ones really left an impression--] Something happened with Kaveh that set this off, right?

[Like, who else could it be.]
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[personal profile] legendofthelion 2024-04-07 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. [Dehya can guess what kind of feelings those were, given the questionnaire. She follows Alhaitham's gaze.] You didn't know how to take it? Or is it his feelings that are the problem?
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[personal profile] legendofthelion 2024-04-08 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
So, what is? Your own feelings? [Dehya taps her finger against her cheek.] Most people don't respond to a confession by asking a bunch of other people about their love lives.
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[personal profile] legendofthelion 2024-04-08 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dehya's other hand joins in propping her chin up as she leans forward.] In that case, maybe start with describing what you think of him? Come on, he's obviously made some kind of impression of on you.

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