text; an important survey

[indispensable]

Type: Text
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public. So, so public.
Subject: A Survey on Romantic Relationships
Warnings: Potential discussions about sex? I guess?? But mostly this is just Alhaitham being the most obliviously shameless man alive.

This is Alhaitham.

I have a survey that I would like people to fill. There are no restrictions or stipulations to the nature of the responder. The only request is for you to be honest when filling it up.

1) Are you currently in a romantic relationship or have been in one? (yes/no)
2) If yes, does your current or previous relationship involve sex? (yes/no)
3) List down 5 to 10 words that describe what your significant other (past or present) makes you feel.
4) What is your main priority when you are with your significant other (past or present)?
5) How do you measure or recognize your feelings as love? What separates them infatuation or sexual attraction? Describe in 100 words or less.

You are free to leave your answers in this post or direct them to my inbox. I will be following up on whatever answers I feel are necessary.

Thank you for your time.

[OOC: ICly, this network post comes up about five minutes after the one Kaveh makes.]

Comments

[indispensable]

[Silly Ranma, emotions can't go through text messages.]

I know how relationships work. What I am trying to understand is the idea of love itself.

[catsgothistongue]

[They can if they try hard enough!]

Love's a complicated thing that people've been trying to figure out for centuries. The best I can give you is whatever you think love is for you.

[indispensable]

That much, I am aware.

[Why do you think he is DOING THIS, Ranma!!]

[catsgothistongue]

Then why are you asking??

[indispensable]

Did I not already explain myself earlier?

[catsgothistongue]

[Frustrated grumbling on the other side. That's what takes him a minute to answer.]

Know what, forget it. Good luck on your relationship goals, I guess?

[indispensable]

[Sorry Ranma you get no response. Alhaitham doesn't see its necessary since the conversation is clearly over in his eyes.]

[catsgothistongue]

[Seeing this, and because he's a petty teen, he sends another text.]

Fine, I didn't want to talk to you anyway! In fact, I'm turning off the phone as I speak! Type! Whatever!

[You don't get the final say in who drops the convo Al!]