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Alhaitham ([personal profile] indispensable) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-04-02 08:20 pm

text; an important survey

Type: Text
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public. So, so public.
Subject: A Survey on Romantic Relationships
Warnings: Potential discussions about sex? I guess?? But mostly this is just Alhaitham being the most obliviously shameless man alive.

This is Alhaitham.

I have a survey that I would like people to fill. There are no restrictions or stipulations to the nature of the responder. The only request is for you to be honest when filling it up.

1) Are you currently in a romantic relationship or have been in one? (yes/no)
2) If yes, does your current or previous relationship involve sex? (yes/no)
3) List down 5 to 10 words that describe what your significant other (past or present) makes you feel.
4) What is your main priority when you are with your significant other (past or present)?
5) How do you measure or recognize your feelings as love? What separates them infatuation or sexual attraction? Describe in 100 words or less.

You are free to leave your answers in this post or direct them to my inbox. I will be following up on whatever answers I feel are necessary.

Thank you for your time.


[OOC: ICly, this network post comes up about five minutes after the one Kaveh makes.]
empyrean_mirror: (85)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-04-04 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, you're graciously allowing me to do what I always do?

[Well that is getting him gently elbowed, as Kaveh picks up his cloak on the way to the door.]
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-04-05 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me, when was the last time you actually managed to do that?

[Kaveh snorts, and then makes a mock offended gasp at the keys getting snatched.]

Hey!
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-04-06 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaveh does in fact grab at the keys as predicted!]

I said you can't make me do anything!
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-04-06 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't making me do anything, this is you being a brat!

[Kaveh has crowded right up into Alhaitham's space to try and snatch his keys back. Sir!!! You can't even claim he forgot them this time!!!]
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-04-06 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[At some point maybe Kaveh will stop being surprised by how affectionate Alhaitham's gotten over their time here, but it's not today, a soft little gasp escaping him at the kiss. It's not like he minds, but it does stop him dead in his tracks, cheeks flushed bright again.

Of all the things he'd thought, trying to work out where they stood, it never once occurred to Kaveh Alhaitham might...simply not know. He remembers their conversation after Ocard, remembers Alhaitham's struggle to connect and explain his own feelings. Maybe he'd been in love with the man so long he never considered that love wasn't something that is etched undoubtedly in the bones from the start.

But the amount of effort that Alhaitham now puts into this, for a man so fantastically lazy...]


...You really are incorrigible. But this isn't making me do anything I don't want to...

[Kaveh grumbles, but there's still a faint smile on his face when he steals another kiss. Maybe...maybe he can indulge himself in a little hope.]
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-04-06 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kaveh is more than happy to indulge in that kiss, sweet but growing deeper, until his stomach reminds him he really is hungry, and he pulls away with a sigh. Curse the limitations of the flesh, really...]

Come on, then. The sooner we eat, the sooner you can get back to your research, right?
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-04-06 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You did. Before you went and got distracted, even.

[Kaveh huffs a faint laugh, but he's tangled his hand into Alhaitham's to tug them towards the door.]

But you'll be unbearably cranky if we don't get food first, either way.
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[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-04-06 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't forget, don't worry.

[He'll get you your poutine you ridiculously spoiled cat of a man!]