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[Daria was making motions to just show her face but she was in a dark place, like a bathroom stall or something. She had a very flushed look on her face that was trying to be bubbled down by her usual deadpan resting one. But she was beet red and trying real hard to not show her maid outfit.]

I'll make this quick. Most of you guys got jumped with this stupid maid thing and somehow my usual clothes are missing.

Bunger buunger bwunger...

I don't need this. I can't go out there anymore. If someone can find my clothes, I'll even pay you.

BUNGER bunger!

When you do, you can't miss where I am. Just look for the Bunger by the stall that goes by Wendy.

[Included is a picture of her usual green jacket outfit.]

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Which God-Beast are you on?

[Oh of all of the people…Daria certainly could do far far far worse. It’s not like she disliked him or anything but where this conversation could go is-]

The Naughtilust. There’s a whole feather dusting party happening. You can’t miss what’s going on.

This venerable one has not been to the God-Beast Naughtilust in a few weeks.

[So he kind of had been missing what was going on.]

This venerable one will be there shortly.

...what is a 'Bunger'?

You’re not missing much. It still sucks. I wouldn’t ask anyone to come if I weren’t desperate. Hard enough as it is to admit that.

Just. Don’t let them catch you and put you in these things.

[Fine also…something else to talk about.]

They’re from that island, filled with creatures called Bugsnax.

[oh. those things. Daqiang did not like them and the way his face twisted briefly made that very clear before he managed to get his expression under control.

A moment later and the screen went black before the darkness cleared - smoke of some sort. And as it cleared, it was obvious he was no longer in the room he had been before. Instead of a ships cabin behind him, the open skies and brightly colored buildings around Naughtilust's main port.]

How far from the docks are you? This venerable one does not want to be here longer than needed.

[Especially if he was at risk of being put in such a ridiculous costume.]

I'm at the the Salty Spatoon dive bar, not too far from the docks. The bathroom situation is average, I guess. It's at least clean and I can't get cholera, I don't think.

Try to survive. If you see anything that looks like a feather duster, run.

[She seemed a mix of relief and defeat. Like all sense of her pride was heckin' gone.]

Look for the Bunger, again, dead giveaway.

This venerable one will make himself unseen.

[And he did. She wouldn't be able to tell what happened, other than the camera seemed to switch views for a second before it was shut off. But Daqiang made himself invisible and then flew over the street to avoid the crowd.

Landing back at the Salty Spatoon, he spotted the Bunger. Gave it nasty glare it couldn't see, and then began looking for a person or group of people with a feather duster. He was assuming that Daria's warning was because someone like that had taken her clothes.

After a minute or two, he was successful in finding them - they were making a commotion with another victim, forcibly putting the person into a strange black and white outfit while bundling the clothes off into a bag. The bag was then carried off to a nearby shop which... sold those strange black and white outfits. He heard one of the people cheerfully call out 'you can have them back when you're done serving up fun!'.

How monstrous.

Maintaining his invisibility as long as possible, Daqiang slipped into the building and began searching for - ah ha. The green jacket. And presumably the clothes that went on under it. The skirt looked short enough. And the shoes looked overly large, but that fit the picture Daria had provided.

With them in hand, he teleported back to the bar and made his way inside, then to the bathroom.]

Daria. This venerable one has your belongings.

Bunger? Bunger bunger bunger!

Easy, Wendy. I know who that is.

[Wendy was immediately on high alert when Dongfang approached the stall. That was until Daria's voice rang out and she ever so slightly peeked through the door to confirm that it was him. And he had her stuff.]

Boinger bwuger...

[At ease, she moved to the side so Dongfang can approach the stall appropriately.]

That was easy enough.

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