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[standingonmyneck]

Type: Video
Sender ID: un: standingonmyneck
To: Everyone
Subject: Assistance
Warnings: None atm

[Daria was making motions to just show her face but she was in a dark place, like a bathroom stall or something. She had a very flushed look on her face that was trying to be bubbled down by her usual deadpan resting one. But she was beet red and trying real hard to not show her maid outfit.]

I'll make this quick. Most of you guys got jumped with this stupid maid thing and somehow my usual clothes are missing.

Bunger buunger bwunger...

I don't need this. I can't go out there anymore. If someone can find my clothes, I'll even pay you.

BUNGER bunger!

When you do, you can't miss where I am. Just look for the Bunger by the stall that goes by Wendy.

[Included is a picture of her usual green jacket outfit.]

Comments

video; un:catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

[Daria...

This is awful and all, and Ranma does sympathize considering they also snatched him in a maid outfit. There's just one important thing on his mind.]

The heck's a bunger?

[standingonmyneck]

In lamest terms, a burger with eyeballs.

Scientific terms; a part of a species of insects fused with food like characteristics. Half bug, half snack. From that weird island.

[A beat.]

One came home with me.

[catsgothistongue]

[While Ranma hadn't visited the island of the Bugsnax yet, he had seen Izuku post a strawberry with googly eyes on them. So the absurdness of the whole 'burger insect' mention in that entire sentence doesn't have him nonplussed.]

Right. Mutant foodimal. Anywho, you got grabbed by one of those places in Naughtilust too, yeah?

[standingonmyneck]

Yeah, brutal reminder why I don’t come here often. Now I really won’t.

[There was so much effort to not show anyone her outfit.]

[catsgothistongue]

Amen to that. The dress wasn't even a good look.

[Beat.]

Hey, wait a minute. If you're there and your clothes are gone, aren't you wearing one of those frilly things? What's stopping you from getting your clothes?

[Asked less out of accusation and more confusion. He's still willing to swing by there if he needs.]

[standingonmyneck]

...I'm not going out there. Simple as that.

I'm so sorry for him

[catsgothistongue]

What's the big deal? It probably doesn't look good on you enough to attract attention!

[... Would you believe it if he said that that was supposed to be reassuring?]

it's high school all over again lmao, video

[standingonmyneck]

[...]

As cozy as that sentiment is, I don't like to wear it. It makes ME uncomfortable.

whoops, i forgot ranma was still on video oof

[catsgothistongue]

[Can't argue with that. The teen shrugged and nodded.]

Alright, alright. I'll head on over there. You just sit tight on your ceramic throne there, try not to fall in.

[Sorry, he couldn't resist being cheeky even when he agreed to help. Daria'll hear radio silent on his end, accompanied only by Wendy and the writing on the stalls. It's only a few minutes before she gets another message from Ranma, holding up the camera to show himself standing in front of the tavern.]

Here. Where'd you last seen your clothes?