[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

voice

[passimclamoribus]

My dear, you are already being a degenerate in public.

voice; SHRIEKS

[empyrean_mirror]

This isn't about lust it's about PASSION and BEAUTY and ART!!!!

[ALASTOR DON'T YOU TEST HIM! HE'S TOO DRUNK TO FEEL FEAR!]

[passimclamoribus]

Who said anything about lust? Even though it is clear you suffer from that particular malady, this entire "post" is a testament to the degenerate lifestyle.

Drunkenness and then subjugating the masses to lascivious photography? Why, I daresay that qualifies.

[empyrean_mirror]

There's nothing wrong with a few drinks, we're not even outside bothering people, we're in a BAR, where drinking is SUPPOSED to happen.

[GOSH GET WITH THE PROGRAM YOU DEMON BOOMER.]

These aren't even the lascivious ones!

[misstellaron]

Pics or it didn't happen

[empyrean_mirror]

absolutely not

[misstellaron]

[empyrean_mirror]

MINE.

[misstellaron]

So possessive

I'm into that

text; un: indispensable

[indispensable]

[This response comes much, MUCH later (AKA when he finally got Kaveh to sleep).]

I'm fairly certain he made his stance clear on the matter.

[They do not want a threesome, strange trash child.]

[misstellaron]

I feel like I'm being scolded...

[indispensable]

You did say you were only a year old.

[How that works he has no idea, but he's not gonna question it.]

[misstellaron]

Am I really a year old if I only meant I only have a year's worth of memories

But it's kinda the same thing isn't it? Teach me smart man

[indispensable]

I suppose it depends on what you perceive as age. If you meant it as a biological factor, then I'd say you are not one year old. [Unless your body can develop that much in a year which is then?? Another concern entirely?? And really not in his paygrade.]

But as you said—you only have a year's worth of memories, so would that not make your current 'self' a year old at best?

[misstellaron]

Yeah. That's what I mean. Not physically a year old, but mentally??? But it's not like I think like a baby either

Tbh I don't really care that much, except to wonder a bit how I was with the Stellaron Hunters. I just go with the flow most of the time

[indispensable]

[Alhaitham can't say there's anything wrong with that. Frankly he has no idea how he himself would be like if he lost his memories, so honestly he's kind of lowkey congratulating her on being this chill about it.]

'Was with'? So you're no longer with them?

[Were they the cause of your lost memory... he is wondering...]

[misstellaron]

I'm with the Astral Express now. I mean, they kinda dumped me on a space station so I could join them.

[ They're probably the cause of her lost memory??? She's never asked, even when she had the chance to. ]

[indispensable]

[...well that sounds like it is a lot to unpack and frankly its none of his business so he will not bother.]

As long as you are content with where you are now, you can work on the rest in time.

[Healthy environment, healthy mind, healthy everything! Or something along those lines.]

[misstellaron]

I'm A-OK. The Astral Express Crew is the best!!

[indispensable]

👍

[Yes, this is all that he's responding with.]

[passimclamoribus]

The man has the entirety of his chest exposed. That is quite indecent.

[empyrean_mirror]

The statues of the Archons are far more exposed than this especially Morax, he's practically naked, I've always wondered about that, it's not that bad?

[Alastor you eat people why are you such a prude???]

[passimclamoribus]

My dear boy. You know I have no context for this, correct?