[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[cakebuffet]

Have you looked at Ren Amamiya lately? You totally should! This mysterious transfer student-slash-barista will steal your heart! 💖 [lol]



[Is she his girlfriend, is she his wingwoman, she'll never tell. Too many free desserts hang in the balance.]

[misstellaron]

Damn, a barista

That's hot

[cakebuffet]

Makes the best coffee around, second only to Boss!

[misstellaron]

Now I gotta try it out

Anything is better than Himeko's coffee

[cakebuffet]

You're bound to love it! He takes it very, very seriously. It's my go-to when I need a pick-me-up!

What's wrong with Himeko's coffee? Too weak?

[foolprove]

[ HEY!!!!!!!!!!

you're making ren flustered regardless, ann. there's only one course of action to take: ]



excuse me, have you all seen ann? our resident model? whether she's walking down the runway or fighting corruption, she does it all with style and grace, and is ready to give courage to everyone she meets.

vote now!

[cakebuffet]

Hey, excuse you, this isn't about me!

[foolprove]

it is now

[ WHO IS THE LEADER HERE, ANN. ]

[cakebuffet]

[W O W]

I didn't agree to that!

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[general_affairs]

No hold on the guy's cooking here. I can't tell who's serving more, the barista or this blondie.

[cakebuffet]

Oh...! Thank you?

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[nutsornothing]

I mean I knew Ann was cute but she's an actual model!? Sounds about right!!

[cakebuffet]

Oh! Yeah, just part-time. I started doing it for fun, but I've been really upping my game lately!

[activatingcombatmode]

think I burned my lip ona hot coffee once

[cakebuffet]

Ouch! Nothing a good lip balm can't help soothe, though!

[activatingcombatmode]

Big true!

Coffee's hot as hell, though. So points for this guy.

[unliminal]

the wannabe yakuza???

[cakebuffet]

The what?? Yakuza?!

[unliminal]

his words not mine
claimed he worked for the yakuza

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[catsgothistongue]

I don't know about heart, but if he's a barista, I'd gladly take a cup of joe.

[cakebuffet]

He makes the best around! He could open a cafe here, but we're kind of busy with, you know, all the pirating.

[catsgothistongue]

Okay, but think about this: a café ship. You can sail the seven seas and whip up a frappuccino on the side. Tifa and her crew made a bar ship, so it isn't an farfetched idea.

[multidisciplinary]

[ Oh! Oh he is very cute. He gives off the same kind of quiet vibe as a certain knight of Zelda's.

But also ]

You know, I think he looks quite like the cat in the image above.

zelda!!

[cakebuffet]

Oh!! I hadn't thought of that, but he kind of does, doesn't he? You know what they say about owners and their pets resembling one another! Although I think Morgana would be furious to hear me call Ren his owner.

[multidisciplinary]

I have heard that before, but I don't believe I've ever seen a pair who typify it quite as well as these two.

Cats certainly do have independent personalities like that, don't they? I imagine they fancy themselves as the owners.