[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

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[misstellaron]

If we're doing pets...



Isn't our conductor the cutest? Don't tell them I said that though, they'd throw a fit

[empyrean_mirror]

ohhhhhh my god i have no idea what they are but i wanna squish

[misstellaron]

RIGHT???? They're so soft and fluffy... but I've been banned from squishing their ears

[empyrean_mirror]

NO WHY

why are they so cruel to you!

[misstellaron]

I think it's because I squeezed them a bit too hard one time... but they don't let anyone touch them too much anyway. I guess they just don't like pets!

[cakebuffet]

OH MY GOD, he's ADORABLE!

What is he?! She? It...

[misstellaron]

They/them! And... I don't actually know what they are. They're the Astral Express's conductor! Aaaaand that's all I know.

[cakebuffet]

That's a pretty important job! Or sounds like one, anyway. They're so cute!

[misstellaron]

It is! They keep the Astral Express clean and working! That's super important.

[unliminal]

kinda rude to suggest your conductor is a pet?



it's obviously a digimon

[misstellaron]

What's a digimon

[unliminal]

you must've had a sad childhood

[misstellaron]

Does it count if I don't remember my childhood

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[catsgothistongue]

Is that a bunny?

[misstellaron]

I ask myself that too, sometimes. But Pom-pom says they're not a bunny! They always go

"Pom-pom is Pom-pom!"

It's okay. They could be an abomination of abundance and I'd still love them

[catsgothistongue]

To each their own, I suppose. They look so fluffy and plush-like. The big blue eyes and the uniform makes it look like something you'd pick up from a toy store.

[He's a guy, he's not going to public admit to liking cute things!]

[misstellaron]

Right!!!! They're just a big walking talking plushie! March even has an actual plushie of them!!!!

We have the coolest mascot in the cosmos. No other faction can beat us. Not even Clockie!!!!

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[astudyinviolet]

It's the creature from your tiny images.

[misstellaron]

Yeah! It's Pom-Pom! They're super cute right?

[astudyinviolet]

That is correct. Are they as energetic as your pictures suggest?

[misstellaron]

Sometimes! When they're in a good mood they like to hum to themself while they walk around the Express! It's super cute!!!

[activatingcombatmode]

That's a weird lookin cat

[misstellaron]

Pom-pom isn't a cat, Pom-pom is Pom-pom!

[activatingcombatmode]

what the heck is a pom pom??

[misstellaron]

Pom-pom is a pom-pom.

[ You will not get any more clarification than that. ]